#colourguard

Cres and Quinn, in colourguard🏴🏳️✨

(or, I read a colourguard au, and instead of making one of my new ocs, I redrew my babies)

My mellphone, which used to belong to last year's section leader, was severely vibe checked by a guard flag a few days ago

clinician: "[soloist] you need to be more aggressive!" saxophone behind me: "hoes not mad enough"

"bE BiGgEr ThAn YoU aRe k give me ten minutes to run down to mcdonalds"

"you think if we just stand here long enough they'll forget we exist?"

"sir you've got the wrong guard. we don't have limbs like those."

"the next person to talk shit about the guard is getting a six foot UP THEIR ASS I won't hesitate"

"you know that cold thing on your face?" "oh you mean my regret?" I was talking about the wind but yes that too"

"raise your hand if you've breathed today"

"and if you look to your left you'll see a base clarinet taking off her pants-"

"im gonna reprimand you for being right because I don't know what else to do right now"

"picture yourself coming at you in a dark alleyway"

"she's being too nice. someone slap her ass."