#colono scopy

Tim: That's true actually

Aussie: Especially if you got a clipboard and a ladder.

Florida: So where'd you go?

Aussie: I thought it'd be kind of funny if I went into Macca's and took their ice cream machine.

Claire Danes: What!?!

Aussie: It's always apparently down for maintenance anyways. So I thought why not take it home for maintenance?

Florida: Did you have a clipboard at least?

Aussie: Yeah mate, had the holy Trinity high-vis, clipboard, and a ladder to take me to higher places.

Ellis: What'd you use the ladder for?

Aussie: Well I had to look busy so I just kind of went onto the roof.

Beth: What and then what happened?

Aussie: Well as they say what comes up must come down.

Tim: Oh down the ladder right?

Aussie: Nah....I kinda dropped the ladder...

Colono: What?

Aussie: Yeah get this it took out the ice cream machine funnily enough.

Bab: Far out and then what happened?

Aussie: Well in all the commotion I lost my footing and I came down...less gracefully?

Claire: Oh my god

Aussie: Yeah took out some trainee. Poor kid.

Bab: So what happened?

Aussie: Well the cops showed up so I had to bust out the big one.

Tim: Oh the clip board right?

Aussie: Nah mate I tried the old "wait don't you know Gary?"

Claire: What are you talking about?

Aussie: Everyone knows somebody called Gary. So I just had to wait and see if he bit.

Florida: And did he?

Aussie: Yep Gary's his brother

Ellis: And what did he say?

Aussie: He asked me if I was coming over to their joint this weekend for Gary's birthday.

Ellis: what'd you say?

Aussie: Well I told him the truth. I said I'd love to but I'm probably going to be doing maintenance on this ice cream machine all week.

I made The Man family before they started drinking Bud Lite and committing astounding amount of felonies while ingesting tons of Spleens’ blood. 

Or they might be the original’s great great grandchildren by now...

Insanely fit Florida Man with his judgmental tattoos and not wearing a shirt yet again. He is a pro at mixology thanks to his alcoholism. 

Australian Man is half fish in my save. They both have the Bro Trait and are just...good roommates...or are they?

And Bab Ross is here too! Her necklace actually signifies her Draino drinking problem but she’s fine. We love you. She works as a successful artist just like her origin, Bob Ross.

Tim Horton the Canadian Bob Ross! Bab and he are happily married but everyone in my save (and in my Man Family) keeps hitting on Tim. 

Colono Scopy is now a twilight-ass-vampire-looking guy with a smug attitude. I really love the mushroom-headed bastard and here he is, looking extra entitled. He likes eating, drinking, and hot women, as well as wearing a suit in a middle of the summer.

Tommy “I’m depressed always” Wenis, who are one of my absolute favorites!  He is a vampire with vampire depression in my save. Colono and Tommy somehow hooked up once and I really don’t know how I feel about it.

Ellis Dee looks like a cosmetology school dropout but I actually like how she turned out! She likes growing weed tomatoes in her small garden. After dropping out and got married with Beth, who were in the same school, she works as a professional gardener.

Name: Melvin Eugene Johnston Nickname: Florida Man D/O/B: May 30th Age: 24 Height: 5'11" Occupation: Car Sales Favorite Color: Blue

Here’s Colono...well, sort of. Thanks to his irresistible charisma, he now works as a marketing manager at SimTV. 

As you can see, Spleens and her daughter Blue Cheese are doing fine in Florida/Australian Man’s Sulani Bangalore. 

Cat good.

I’m not gonna lie, this picture of Florida Man looks like one of those Renaissance paintings. 

Let alone the fact Spleens the cat is a sacred being...