The Penguinist Problem (Colloyd Day 2024)
Fandom: Tales of Symphonia
Pairing: Lloyd Irving/Colette Brunel
Summary: It's Colloyd Day in Iselia! Thanks to the endless coffers of diehard Colloyd faithful, everything Tales of Symphonia lines the countryside streets with fandom monuments aplenty -- and all for the union between Lloyd Irving and Colette Brunel! What could be more fitting for the wedding of the millennium?
But really, all Lloyd wants is the perfect wedding for Colette -- and a morning fitting gone horribly wrong may well ruin their special day! Will he be able to fix things in time, and if not...will Colette still accept him?
Commentary: My 20k (!) absurdist comedy wedding multichap for Colloyd Day 2024 is here!
In typical Baron Ali fashion, I worked way, way too hard on this (I spent the past week doing nothing but working on this) and watched helplessly as this ballooned beyond my wildest dreams. Regardless, it's as much a tribute to Colloyd/Tales of Symphonia as any, so please enjoy the zaniness and fluff therein.
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