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collaredfrog submitted to nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

I love this because “speaking of cadavers…” is the greatest conversational segue of all time.

#collaredfrog #kermit #kermit the frog #muppets tonight #gilbert gottfried #submission

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And I started following you because you're, like, literally in my top 5 of people I've ever met. And I'm probably going to have a job soon, which means I'll be making money, so heading over there and adventuring with you someday is pretty darn high on priority level for my life to-do list.

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#collaredfrog #keroa

Elaine and Guybrush.

shops for groceries - They have to go together because if Elaine goes alone she gets frustrated by all the options and second-guesses herself like CRAZY and just gets mad but if Guybrush goes alone he’ll forget like half the things Elaine asked him to get and he’ll just have to turn around and go back.

kills the spiders - Guybrush is that guy that like picks the spider up and gently takes it outside rather than smashing it and Elaine is like OMG JUST KILL IT ALREADY.

comes home drunk at 3am - Both of them.

makes breakfast - Guybrush probably, I feel like he’s really good at eggs. Elaine makes the coffee though~

remembers to feed the fish - It’s supposed to be Guybrush’s responsibility since they’re his fish after all and he’s usually pretty good about it, but every once in a while Elaine has to follow behind him and take care of it just to make sure.

decorates the apartment - Elaine Elaine Elaine. She’s much more picky about aesthetic, Guybrush would do a respectable job but it would be so not her tastes that she would just hate it and change it all. lmao.

initiates duets - Guybrush OBVIOUSLY.

falls asleep first - Elaine probably. Guybrush has a lot of restless energy :3

#collaredfrog #and people don't believe me when I say that guybrush/elaine is literally blaine/kurt but as a het ship who are pirates #stupid heads #otp doing otp things

collaredfrog submitted to nevertoooldtolovemuppets

#collaredfrog #muppets most wanted #interrogation song #sam the eagle #ty burrell #submission

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS EXISTS I’M SO HAPPY

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SCRUBS THING