“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…” - KLaine
(Decided to do this as Inked + Skank)Â Blaine knew it was stupid to celebrate a 6 month anniversary, but he just couldn't help himself. The 6 months that he had with Kurt were more intense that any thing he'd ever experienced. Maybe it was because they were separated for a lot of it, and that separation just made him want to be with Kurt more than he thought possible, or maybe, and this is what Blaine was counting on, he'd found the real thing. Whatever the reason, he was getting a flight back to Ohio to surprise Kurt. The flight itself was last minute, but when Kurt actually genuinely sounded sad about another weekend passing and him not being able to see Blaine, he couldn't just let that slide. He'd even mentioned that they'd been together for 6 months, and if Blaine was being honest, he thought Kurt sounded upset when he didn't really acknowledge it other than "wow, has it already been 6 months?" Truth be told, Blaine knew. He just didn't want to sound like a dork by mentioning it! It wasn't that Kurt bottled up his emotions, but he wasn't really the sappy, I really miss you, type of guy. That seemed to all be Blaine. But hearing the words out of Kurt's mouth while they were talking on skype broke Blaine. He ended the call, and booked the first fight back to Ohio.
Kurt had mentioned his family were out of town for the weekend, and were leaving Friday night. Blaine knew he couldn't stay long. He'd have Friday afternoon/night, and all day Saturday with Kurt. He knew it would suck when he had to leave on Sunday, but he held on to the knowledge that Kurt was going to come and visit him the following week
. He had it planned and the flight into Ohio was spent really narrowing it down. While he knew it was presumptuous to assume he could stay at Kurt’s, he had hoped that the other would invite him to stay the night, so he wouldn't have to go and stay in a hotel...Â
He organized Dinner to be brought to the house, late, as well as some fresh roses. He hoped he worked his times out correctly and that plans didn't change, otherwis his father would be getting a creamy pasta from breadstix and roses. Blaine detoured to the mall before heading to McKinley, where Kurt went to school, to try and find him something. It was hard, since he had no idea what he could possibly buy the other, however when he stepped into Hot Topic he found a dorky bracelet with his bands name on it, and had to buy it. Thankfully the clerk didn't even glance up to look at him, so he didn't have an awkward moment where he'd been caught IN a hot topic, as well as caught buying his own bands merch.
When Blaine arrived, he spotted Kurt's car quickly in the car park, and decided to lean on it while he waited.Â
The sound of the bell, followed by the general uproar of sound as people started to leave hit Blaine quickly, but his neutral expression changed to a huge grin the moment he spotted his boyfriend.  It took all of his power to not run up to the tall boy as he walked toward the car, though Blaine's smile only got bigger when Kurt’s expression changed, and he started to walk a bit faster. Blaine couldn't hold himself back once Kurt was a little closer, walking forward to meet Kurt, opening his arms and accepting the hard embrace from his blue eyed guy as they smashed into each other.Â
"What the hell are you doing here?" Kurt hit Blaine's arm as they pulled back.
"It's nice to see you too" He grinned.
Kurt rolled his eyes "Shut up. But seriously?"
"I couldn't wait until next week to see you... Plus, it's our 6 month anniversary so, it was worth a flight. Are you not happy to see me?" Blaine cocked his head a little.
Kurt responded by hugging him again "of course I'm happy to see you!"Â
Blaine chuckled "I dunno. I'm not convinced" He joked.
Kurt pulled back, a wicked grin on his lips "Want me to show you how happy I am to see you, Anderson?"-Eventually they ended up back at Kurt's place, that was after Kurt had pulled over in the middle no where and had given Blaine a mind blowing orgasm, the type that had him clutching at the roof of the car and his whole body tensing before he blew his load. He had tried to warn Kurt it had been awhile so there might be a lot, but the other didn't listen, and with an awkward choke, and some of it going into his eye, and covering his face once he'd pulled his mouth away, unable to swallow that much of the load, Blaine was mostly apologetic the rest of the way home.Â
When the food arrived, it was not what he'd ordered, and was so disgusting that Kurt threw it out and they ended up ordering pizza.Â
The same pizza that ended up making Blaine sick for an hour.Â
Kurt excused himself to go have a shower after that, and Blaine cocked his eyebrow asking if he wanted company. Kurt shook his head, which Blaine frowned at because he knew he'd royally fucked the day and night up, though thankfully, Kurt's response of "I need to get clean for you. A boy needs time to get presentable” made Blaine smirk and relax a little.Â
Blaine heard the doorbell ring, and called out to Kurt that he'd answer it, the other sticking his head out of the bathroom door to scream "Okay!" was all he heard. Â Blaine was thankful that the roses turned up, and were, as ordered, fresh and beautiful. He tipped the driver more than he should have and made his way upstairs to where Kurt was.Â
Before he headed upstairs, Blaine decided to strip down into his boxer briefs, putting Kurt's braclet on his wrist so he could give it to him before putting his clothes in a small pile right outside Kurt's door before he stepped inside. The other was rubbing lotion on his face, and glanced at Blaine through the mirror before turning around to face him.
"What ar..."
Blaine held the roses in his hands, near his chest, moving them aside slowly to practically show off his body before he pulled out of the roses out and slid it into his mouth, ready to strut toward Kurt, maybe give the other a little bit of a lap down before taking it to the bed.Â
That was the plan.
However, as Blaine slid the rose into his mouth, he instantly let out a loud yelp, and dropped the roses, and spat out the steam. It was full of thorns, and they cut the top of his mouth and his lip.Â
"Ow!!" Blaine cried out, holding his mouth as it started to bleed a little bit."Blaine!" Kurt was on his feet and rushing over to Blaine, leaning him into the bathroom. Thankfully the bleeding stopped quickly, and Blaine rinsed his mouth out a lot, while Kurt stood beside him, rubbing his shoulders, and the back of his head, occasionally making eye contact with Blaine in the mirror.Â
After awhile, all Blaine could do was laugh. Kurt was confused at first, but joined in with the laughter, shaking his head at Blaine.
"I just wanted to do something nice" Blaine complained.
"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth" Kurt said smugly as he smirked at Blaine "but I loved it"
"You did?" Blaine asked, confused.Â
"Sure I did..." Kurt took Blaine's hand, pulling him back into the bedroom and toward his bed, only turning to push Blaine down flat before he climbed on top, opening his robe to reveal he was naked still. Kurt shimmied out of it, dropping it off the side of the bed before leaning in toward Blaine's face "Was there any other gifts you wanted to give me?"
Blaine actually held up his finger with an "oh yeah" and sat up a little while Kurt was on him to slide the bracelet off, and hold it up "I got you this"
Kurt blinked confused, before making a small "Aw" noise "You got me this? How cute. I love it"Â
Blaine beamed as he slid the dorky bracelet onto Kurt's slim wrist, before he smiled up at him.
"You know I meant were you going to fuck me, right?" Kurt said in a matter-of-fact voice as he stared down at Blaine.Â
Blaine smirked as he grabbed a hold of Kurt and rolled them over so Kurt was on his back, giving a small laugh as he pressed his lips to the other "If you thought that first load was big..."
"Blaine!" Kurt laughed, slapping the other on the back.











