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(Decided to do this as Inked + Skank) Blaine knew it was stupid to celebrate a 6 month anniversary, but he just couldn't help himself. The 6 months that he had with Kurt were more intense that any thing he'd ever experienced. Maybe it was because they were separated for a lot of it, and that separation just made him want to be with Kurt more than he thought possible, or maybe, and this is what Blaine was counting on, he'd found the real thing. Whatever the reason, he was getting a flight back to Ohio to surprise Kurt. The flight itself was last minute, but when Kurt actually genuinely sounded sad about another weekend passing and him not being able to see Blaine, he couldn't just let that slide. He'd even mentioned that they'd been together for 6 months, and if Blaine was being honest, he thought Kurt sounded upset when he didn't really acknowledge it other than "wow, has it already been 6 months?" Truth be told, Blaine knew. He just didn't want to sound like a dork by mentioning it! It wasn't that Kurt bottled up his emotions, but he wasn't really the sappy, I really miss you, type of guy. That seemed to all be Blaine. But hearing the words out of Kurt's mouth while they were talking on skype broke Blaine. He ended the call, and booked the first fight back to Ohio.

Kurt had mentioned his family were out of town for the weekend, and were leaving Friday night. Blaine knew he couldn't stay long. He'd have Friday afternoon/night, and all day Saturday with Kurt. He knew it would suck when he had to leave on Sunday, but he held on to the knowledge that Kurt was going to come and visit him the following week

. He had it planned and the flight into Ohio was spent really narrowing it down. While he knew it was presumptuous to assume he could stay at Kurt’s, he had hoped that the other would invite him to stay the night, so he wouldn't have to go and stay in a hotel... 

He organized Dinner to be brought to the house, late, as well as some fresh roses. He hoped he worked his times out correctly and that plans didn't change, otherwis his father would be getting a creamy pasta from breadstix and roses. Blaine detoured to the mall before heading to McKinley, where Kurt went to school, to try and find him something. It was hard, since he had no idea what he could possibly buy the other, however when he stepped into Hot Topic he found a dorky bracelet with his bands name on it, and had to buy it. Thankfully the clerk didn't even glance up to look at him, so he didn't have an awkward moment where he'd been caught IN a hot topic, as well as caught buying his own bands merch.

When Blaine arrived, he spotted Kurt's car quickly in the car park, and decided to lean on it while he waited. 

The sound of the bell, followed by the general uproar of sound as people started to leave hit Blaine quickly, but his neutral expression changed to a huge grin the moment he spotted his boyfriend.  It took all of his power to not run up to the tall boy as he walked toward the car, though Blaine's smile only got bigger when Kurt’s expression changed, and he started to walk a bit faster. Blaine couldn't hold himself back once Kurt was a little closer, walking forward to meet Kurt, opening his arms and accepting the hard embrace from his blue eyed guy as they smashed into each other. 

"What the hell are you doing here?" Kurt hit Blaine's arm as they pulled back.

"It's nice to see you too" He grinned.

Kurt rolled his eyes "Shut up. But seriously?"

"I couldn't wait until next week to see you... Plus, it's our 6 month anniversary so, it was worth a flight. Are you not happy to see me?" Blaine cocked his head a little.

Kurt responded by hugging him again "of course I'm happy to see you!" 

Blaine chuckled "I dunno. I'm not convinced" He joked.

Kurt pulled back, a wicked grin on his lips "Want me to show you how happy I am to see you, Anderson?"-Eventually they ended up back at Kurt's place, that was after Kurt had pulled over in the middle no where and had given Blaine a mind blowing orgasm, the type that had him clutching at the roof of the car and his whole body tensing before he blew his load. He had tried to warn Kurt it had been awhile so there might be a lot, but the other didn't listen, and with an awkward choke, and some of it going into his eye, and covering his face once he'd pulled his mouth away, unable to swallow that much of the load, Blaine was mostly apologetic the rest of the way home. 

When the food arrived, it was not what he'd ordered, and was so disgusting that Kurt threw it out and they ended up ordering pizza. 

The same pizza that ended up making Blaine sick for an hour. 

Kurt excused himself to go have a shower after that, and Blaine cocked his eyebrow asking if he wanted company. Kurt shook his head, which Blaine frowned at because he knew he'd royally fucked the day and night up, though thankfully, Kurt's response of "I need to get clean for you. A boy needs time to get presentable” made Blaine smirk and relax a little. 

Blaine heard the doorbell ring, and called out to Kurt that he'd answer it, the other sticking his head out of the bathroom door to scream "Okay!" was all he heard.  Blaine was thankful that the roses turned up, and were, as ordered, fresh and beautiful. He tipped the driver more than he should have and made his way upstairs to where Kurt was. 

Before he headed upstairs, Blaine decided to strip down into his boxer briefs, putting Kurt's braclet on his wrist so he could give it to him before putting his clothes in a small pile right outside Kurt's door before he stepped inside. The other was rubbing lotion on his face, and glanced at Blaine through the mirror before turning around to face him.

"What ar..."

Blaine held the roses in his hands, near his chest, moving them aside slowly to practically show off his body before he pulled out of the roses out and slid it into his mouth, ready to strut toward Kurt, maybe give the other a little bit of a lap down before taking it to the bed. 

That was the plan.

However, as Blaine slid the rose into his mouth, he instantly let out a loud yelp, and dropped the roses, and spat out the steam. It was full of thorns, and they cut the top of his mouth and his lip. 

"Ow!!" Blaine cried out, holding his mouth as it started to bleed a little bit."Blaine!" Kurt was on his feet and rushing over to Blaine, leaning him into the bathroom. Thankfully the bleeding stopped quickly, and Blaine rinsed his mouth out a lot, while Kurt stood beside him, rubbing his shoulders, and the back of his head, occasionally making eye contact with Blaine in the mirror. 

After awhile, all Blaine could do was laugh. Kurt was confused at first, but joined in with the laughter, shaking his head at Blaine.

"I just wanted to do something nice" Blaine complained.

"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth" Kurt said smugly as he smirked at Blaine "but I loved it"

"You did?" Blaine asked, confused. 

"Sure I did..." Kurt took Blaine's hand, pulling him back into the bedroom and toward his bed, only turning to push Blaine down flat before he climbed on top, opening his robe to reveal he was naked still. Kurt shimmied out of it, dropping it off the side of the bed before leaning in toward Blaine's face "Was there any other gifts you wanted to give me?"

Blaine actually held up his finger with an "oh yeah" and sat up a little while Kurt was on him to slide the bracelet off, and hold it up "I got you this"

Kurt blinked confused, before making a small "Aw" noise "You got me this? How cute. I love it" 

Blaine beamed as he slid the dorky bracelet onto Kurt's slim wrist, before he smiled up at him.

"You know I meant were you going to fuck me, right?" Kurt said in a matter-of-fact voice as he stared down at Blaine. 

Blaine smirked as he grabbed a hold of Kurt and rolled them over so Kurt was on his back, giving a small laugh as he pressed his lips to the other "If you thought that first load was big..."

This story was written by: 

1. Curt Mega 2. Anna 2.Seb 3. Alex: 4. Ellie 5. Emma 6. Sammi 7.  Vexxie (ME!) 8. Mardie

during the Story Matters Podcast Patreon Hangout :D 

All terrible photoshops done by me.

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Once upon a time there was a vampire named Curt and he was very anemic.

Vampire Curt had a best friend and partner in crime, named Robin. Robin really wanted to be a vampire, just like Curt, but, Robin was deathly afraid of the sight of blood. Every time Robin even saw a drop of blood he cried and cried and cried. So, Vampire Curt always guided poor Robin away before he would attack the rarest steak he could get the restaurant to prepare for him which would always be the best cut because he was in a secret love affair with the restaurant owner.

The restaurant owner, Dominic, made sure that when Vampire Curt had to slake his thirst, he had units from the blood bank put in Diet Coke cans, so he could imbibe without causing undue distress to Robin.

Unbeknownst to Robin, and despite his ongoing affair with the restaurant owner, Curt was deeply and passionately in love with Robin and wasn’t sure how to express his feelings towards him. What made it even trickier is the fact that every time he got close, he wanted to bite his neck and drain him of all his blood. This gave Curt tremendous anxiety about disclosing his true feelings.

While at the restaurant, Curt met two others guys name Nick and Jeff who were at the table next to him. Nick and Jeff were famous vampire hunters but they weren’t very good as they didn’t even recognize the telltale signs that Curt was a vampire.

Curt, however, could tell straightaway that Nick and Jeff were vampire hunters and decided to befriend them so he could dispose of them as inconspicuously as possible.

Meanwhile, Robin looked on at Curts new friends and felt very jealous and so he went to find Dominic to try and cheer up.

Curt was kindly befriending Nick and Jeff and when Nick went to take a bathroom break Curt looked around to make sure Robin wasn't there and jumped straight in and attacked Jeff.

Robin and Dominic returned to the dining room, but misunderstood the situation and thought Curt was making out with Jeff. Both got very upset and started yelling at Curt!

When Nick returned, to see Jeff and Curt getting it on, he proceeded to break into song, as it was his only way of truly expressing his feelings about any given situation. As his award winning number came to an end, He exited the restaurant with an over the top flourish. Curt glanced up, face and neck bloody, with a dumbfounded look on his face. He glanced over to Robin, holding a lifeless Jeff in his arms "Dafuq was that? Oh yeah, and this guy is dead"

Robin promptly passed out cold. Curt shouted, "Is there a doctor in the house; rushing to Robin's side while Dominic looked on in shock.

"Help me with him!" Curt said. Dominic came over timidly and began shaking Robin gently.

As Dominic leaned in dangerously close to Curt... Curt's nostrils flared. Dominic's neck was so close. So... so... close. In a flash, Curt lashed out, sinking his fangs in Dominic's neck. Blood SPURTED out and Curt greedily drank his fill.

Robin awoke from his haze, saw the carnage and tried to stop Curt but it was too late. Dominic was drained of all of blood. "Wha... what have you done, Curt?"

"I've done the only thing I know how to do," he snarled. "And because you'll never love me and you're in a relationship with the restaurant owner (let's call him Frank), I'll do the same to you! Screw Frank, you should be screwing meeeeeeee!" And with a a pounce, he attacked Robin.

"NOOOOOOOOOjksdahskdjfhdsjkfhskjdhfds.." Robin's screams turned into bloody gargles as Curt sucked him dry of his life force.

Then Curt went after Nick. And then back to kill every last one of the people in the restaurant.

It was bloody. But it was also sexy in that like Twilight/50 Shades of Grey way.

Curt stumbled into the street, filled with animalistic rage. He screamed in in anguish at the lives he'd  taken but it was too late.

The darkness had won.

And with that, he was off into the night.

The end

Valentine’s Day was weird... well, it was weird if your name was Blaine Anderson and you were utterly in love with your best friend, who happened to be a Hybrid, who also happened to be your room mate.He and Kurt had been making some pretty good ground, as far as Blaine was concerned. There were times. So many times when Blaine thought that they would kiss, and just like that it would be gone. They held hands a few times, and Blaine used any excuse to be close to the hybrid, but it’d never gone further than that. He’d dropped hints. He’d all but thrown himself at Kurt, but he never really knew what the other felt. Kurt played nice, sure, but Blaine had to wonder was it only because they were friends that he simply just brushed Blaine’s utterly blatant flirting, or was it because he secretly liked him as well.Maybe if Blaine actually grew a pair he could go and find out! The day had started off like any other. He’d woken up, joined Kurt for breakfast, then headed to college. College had been the same as any other Tuesday, and nothing overly exciting stood out. Granted, there was more balloons, flowers, teddy bears, and just an array of red’s and pinks everywhere, but otherwise, nothing. On his way home on the subway, a woman walked past him, holding a small basket, with some roses that she was trying to sell to passengers. Just from the overall look of the situation Blaine assumed these were flowers from her own garden that she was trying to sell. It was a good idea though, if he was being completely honest. He watched as some passengers ignored her, but others, would look as though a light bulb went off in their mind and instantly called out to her, buying a few roses before hopping off at their stop which was generally shortly after.As she approached, Blaine made eye contact, which was clearly the universal sign of “I want to talk to you” as she approached.“Hi there, would you like to buy any roses? I also have...” she reached into a bag that was slung across her shoulder, pushing a few items aside “two bears, and this weird.... “ She instantly pulled out, what Blaine could only describe as a knock off of one of the characters from Gremlins, looking at it, giving a small shrug before looking at Blaine as so to say So?.Blaine glanced in her basket, looking down at what was available. They really were stunning flowers, the type that could cost you $90 just for 2 of them, and here she was selling them for a few dollars.  Thankfully someone had walked over to her to buy a few more of her flowers before she turned her attention back to Blaine “It’s Valentine’s day. I’m sure a good looking guy like yourself as someone waiting at home” 

Maybe it was the way she worded it, or maybe it was just because the thought hadn’t crossed his mind until then, but Blaine found himself stiffening for a split second before he swallowed, glancing up as she was shuffling the flowers around. Something caught Blaine’s attention as he looked down and saw one of the roses was different. “What’s that one?” Blaine asked, pointing down at her basket.

The woman seemed confused at first, as she glanced down, before giving a small laugh “Oh, that one” she chuckled, holding up the rose that was half red, half lavender rose “I don’t know what happened to it. I have a lot of roses, I guess this one wanted to be both. I didn’t really notice until I was already out, but it doesn’t matter. Anyway...”“Do you know what they mean? The colors? People always tell me roses have meanings per their colour, but I never really remembered”The woman smiled at Blaine “Well, Red roses mean love. You know that passion that comes with love, that’s the red. That’s why it’s generally always associated with Valentine’s day, you know, the grand gestures and all. As for Lavender, well that is, hmmm, that is love at first sight. That is Enchantment”“I’ll take it.”-x-As Blaine opened the door to his apartment, he was instantly hit with an overwhelming sweet smell that literally made his mount water. He wasn’t able to narrow it down, to instantly say what was being cooked, or had been cooked, other than cinnamon, literally the one smell that could make Blaine salivate from another room, but otherwise the smell did instantly make him hungry.

“Oh my god what is that smell!?” Blaine called out from the doorway, taking off his jacket and throwing it on the rack, kicking off his shoes before walking his way into the kitchen, pulling at his bowtie while at the same time trying to juggle his flowers. He’d ended up picking 2 other red roses as well as his slightly mutated one. In the kitchen, was Kurt, a spoon in his mouth, his sleeves rolled up, an apron, and a look on his face as though he’d just been caught doing something he shouldn’t have done. His ears were pointing up, Blaine usually knew that meant he was paying attention, but also, that he was surprised.

“You’re early!” Kurt called out, a look on his face that made Blaine feel like he was about to be hit, playfully so, but still, hit, as Kurt stormed over, ready to push Blaine before he stopped, his face dropping into a frown “What’s that?”“What’s what?” Blaine asked confused as he glanced around before following Kurt’s eyes to the flowers “Oh, these” Blaine smiled before he pushed them forward “They’re for you. Happy Valentine’s day” Blaine laughed it off, before he smiled at Kurt “Now what’s that smell?”Kurt took the flowers, however he simply looked down at them, his eyebrows pulled together tightly. 

“Did I do something wrong?” Blaine asked, concerned as he looked from Kurt to the flowers “This woman was selling them, I thought... I thought you'd like them. She was telling me the meanings and... ”

Kurt finally lifted his face, locking eyes with Blaine “You bought me flowers?”

Blaine, more confused than ever raised his eyebrow “Yeah... why? Was... Is that bad?”

Kurt looked down at them, almost as though he didn’t believe what was in his hands before looking back at Blaine “No... It’s... No one has ever given me flowers before. No one has ever given me anything on Valentine’s day”

Blaine smiled, as he leaned forward, pressing a small kiss to Kurt’s cheek “Well, there’s that too. Now please, what are you cooking!”

Kurt, blinked slowly a few times before he started to giggle. That alone made Blaine raise his eyebrow at the hybrid. Kurt’s laughter became a little more than a giggle, then a lot, then practical hysterics. Blaine found himself laughing, and he didn’t even know what they were laughing at!

“Why are we laughing?!” Blaine chuckled, as he looked at Kurt who was practically wiping tears away from his eyes as he continued to laugh.

“I... I made you dinner because it’s Valentine’s day, and I’ve been freaking out all day that you are going to be weirded out by it, or by me, and then... you bring me flowers!”

Blaine, still laughing, with no real reason to be, shook his head as Kurt continued “You bought me roses. You bought me roses, on valentine’s day, and I made you dinner. I made you your favorites, as well as plain cinnamon rolls because I know they are your favorite, and pasta, from scratch, I’ve been making them all day, the ones with the spinach and ricotta that you like from that restaurant”

“That’s what I could smell” Blaine clicked his fingers at the mention of cinnamon rolls, before he watched Kurt, who had thankfully started to stop laughing “But why are you laughing?”“Because I was stupid” Kurt said, making a small ahhh noise as he stopped laughing.“Stupid, why?” Blaine asked.

“I thought you would have forgotten. I thought that you would come home and just think that I was making dinner because, that’s what I do. That you wouldn’t realize it wasn’t just any normal dinner.  I make you dinner, and you never complain, you always say thank you, even though you didn’t ask, so why would you think this was any different? And then I thought I would go to bed again, without even letting you know that I...That I... That... ” Kurt’s face went red a little, as Blaine watched his adam’s apple bob.Blaine swallowed as he looked at Kurt, shaking his head “I like you too” he said softly before quickly leaning forward to press his lips against Kurt’s, his lips lingering for a few seconds before he pulled back, his eyes which had fluttered shut opened as he glanced over at Kurt “Should I let you get back to cooking?” Blaine asked, a little breathless.

Kurt’s reaction was to charge forward, nearly making Blaine fall backwards as he threw his arms around Blaine’s shoulders, their bodies colliding, smashing his lips against Blaine’s, who happily, giving a small, but happy noise as he kissed Kurt back. 

Caught up in their kiss, Blaine’s hands had come around Kurt’s back, holding onto the Hybrid, however, as he inhaled through his nose, he felt his noise crinkle a little, pulling his mouth back, just a tiny bit, their lips still technically touching “Kurt... is something Burning?”“No-mmphhh shhh-mmmppphhh kissing now” Kurt mumbled against Blaine’s lips, Blaine relaxing back into their kiss, before Kurt instantly jumped back “Oh shoot!” he rushed over the oven, quickly pulling a tray out and throwing it onto the top of the stove “Ok, you need to get out of here until I’m ready.Come back in an hour”

Blaine smirked, wrapping his arms around Kurt’s waist from behind, pressing soft kisses to the side of Kurt’s cheek and neck as he looked over his shoulder “Can’t. Want to keep kissing you” Blaine chuckled, spinning Kurt around a bit, getting hit with his tail twice in the process. Kurt leaned in to the kiss, however pulled away at the last second, his usual innocent face turning wicked “If you go away I promise that I’ll make an extra dessert”

Blaine’s eyebrow rose as he looked at Kurt “Really? Extra dessert?”

Kurt moved his hand a little, his arm reaching back, Blaine being too focused by the cheeky look on his hybrids face to really pay attention to what the other was doing, before Kurt lifted his finger, smearing a tiny bit of frosting against his lips. Blaine instantly moved in to lick and kiss it off of Kurt, making a soft moaning noise.

It was a stupid app that changed everything. 

Lately, Blaine had started to realize that this was his final year in college. After this year, as long as he didn’t completely fail, would be it! He would never see these people again. Some people whom he’d had classes with for over 3 years and still didn’t know more than just their name! He started to feel more emotional about it than he should have. What if his new potential best friend was sitting among the rows of the lecture hall, all this time, and he’d been ignoring them. Blaine had decided to join a bunch of people from his class for lunch since everyone use to just sit together. It wasn’t one of those “You had to be invited” things, it was one of those “If you’re alone, come and sit with us”.No one even blinked an eye at Blaine when he sat down, just shuffled across to give him space to put down his tray of food. He knew he’d have to explain to Kurt later tonight why he hadn’t eaten his lunch and had bought from the cafeteria again, a nice tale about someone sitting directly on top of his bag and squashing the sandwich Kurt had made into a soggy mess, though, thankfully his laptop was in his hands at the time. 

The table were all in the middle of discussing a video, a few of them giggling, some of them bopping along, and Blaine found himself interested as he glanced across and noticed a video of two people singing, though the bit that was making people laugh was how one girl seemed completely surprised, and the other looked like she was loving herself a little too much.“What on earth…” Blaine laughed when the cell phone was turned in his direction and he could see it clearly, watching the video and shaking his head a little bit.“It’s this app called Sing! It’s like, karaoke, and you just sing along with people, or you can sing by yourself. It’s kind of fun. I can’t sing, but I am on it all the time. Here, give me your phone I’ll get it for you”

-x-When Blaine arrived home later that afternoon, he was surprised to find that Kurt wasn’t around. Confused, he searched the house, noticing a note stuck to the fridge.Got called into work. I told Nick you can’t trust a fox. Be home later xBlaine laughed, shaking his head a bit before he started to get out of his clothes and into something more comfortable. When his cell phone bleeped, he assumed it was Kurt texting him, but, weirdly enough it was that stupid Sing! App giving him a notification.

Blaine groaned, instantly going into his settings to turn the notification off before he actually took a second to look around. The App asked some questions, what genre of music did he like, and if any of the songs that appeared, however, when he saw Wouldn’t it be lovely from My Fair Lady show up, Blaine grinned and clicked on it just to see what this app did. He didn’t tend to sing much anymore, not because he couldn’t, but because he didn’t really get a chance to. He’d put aside his performance dreams and decided to focus on something that would contribute more to society. Plus, he soon realized during the first semester of his music degree that he actually hated everyone there, and really thought it was a toxic environment. Blaine wasn’t sure how long had passed since he’d first clicked on the app, but he found himself caught up in it. He was doing duets with strangers, some of them sounded amazing, some of them, not so much, but he would still leave encouraging messages saying “You were great!” at the end. It was fun. It actually made him laugh. He’d tracked down a pair of headphones, and started to really belt out tunes, sometimes he’d laugh and instantly quit a song when he realized he didn’t quite know all of the lyrics. Sometimes the video was on, and he’d record himself singing, other times he would be walking around his bedroom, singing, with the camera off. As he searched, he found some solo audio for All of me, and he loaded that up, clearing his throat before the song started, before he really started to sing it out, though, he had switched his camera OFF for this one. He glanced out the window as the music started, smiling as he looked down at the street below before he started to sing.

As he finished, he watched as the app told him he’d gotten a score that he still wasn’t sure what that did exactly before he pulled his headphones out of his ear, turning around and instantly holding his chest when he noticed Kurt was standing in the doorway.“JESUS! You scared me. Hey” He grinned, though instantly felt his cheeks grow hot because he realized Kurt might have heard him “When did you get in?”Kurt didn’t say anything, his ears were hanging a little, his tail was curling at the end instead of swishing around,  his eyes were a little watery and his eyelids were starting to redden, which instantly made Blaine’s face drop “What’s the matter? What happened?”

Blaine quickly crossed the room to approach Kurt, throwing his phone on the bed, and reaching out with both hands to gently hold Kurt’s arms, looking him over to see where he was hurt.

“I’ve never heard anyone sing as pretty as you“ Kurt said softly, swallowing hard before he looked into Blaine, their eyes locking instantly. Blaine stared at the hybrid for a few seconds, his eyes searching his face, still concerned, a little worried, before he felt himself relax, giving Kurt a small smile. 

Sebastian had been avoiding Valentine’s Day like it was the plague. It wasn’t just that he wasn’t romantic, nor was it just because he announced how he thought the day was stupid, simply because he was single, though he tended to leave that last part out, but it was mostly because he had spent all day watching both Mike and Puck be showered with Valentine’s Day gift, and had to spend all day overhearing all of their plans. It was stupid, but a part of him had actually thought that Mike might have asked him to do something, even just to hang out, since Sebastian still wasn’t quite sure if Mike was gay, or just being really nice, but it still kind of hurt him to see. And with Puck? Well he just hated when the other felt special or cared for, because he didn’t feel like he deserved it. Was Sebastian not more deserving than Puck, after everything he’d done?But, try as he may to ignore Valentine’s day, it was impossible while at school. He’d never really cared about people showing too much PDA… except for now. 

Sebastian liked school, therefore it was a strange feeling when he was so utterly glad to get the hell out of there. His plans of avoiding anymore Valentine’s day shit came to a staggering holt when he got a call from his father to head to the mall and pick up some items that had come in that he desperately needed. Sebastian wasn’t really in a position to tell his father no since he had borrowed his car after all, but that didn’t stop Burt from talking about a special evening he had planned for his date. Sebastian tried to sound positive, giving his father some encouragement, but GOD did he want to tell him to shut up and that Valentine’s day was stupid!

Stomaching the ridiculous amounts of pink, red, and white splattered across the mall, Sebastian was in and out as fast as he could, though he had definitely met his quota of eye rolls and refraining from making gagging noises for the day.

The relief he felt once he had turned into his street was immediate! Finally he could get away from it all! He could spend the night watching TV or reading, ordering take out and just be finally free of the constantly reminder that Today was valentine’s day, and if you weren’t with someone, then you were pathetic ! 

Pulling up in the drive way, Sebastian was surprised to see that Kurt’s car was still here. He wasn’t even in the garage properly, but mostly parked sideways in the actual drive way. Instead of parking him in, knowing full well that he’d just have to move it later, Sebastian parked out on the street. He had figured that Kurt’s parking job was probably because he was running late, and had parked like a crazy person, ran inside to start getting ready for whatever big night that he and Blaine had arranged before running out. He had hoped to avoid Kurt as well, since Blaine had been sending him all sorts of little Valentine’s day gifts all day, not to mention the amount of times the doorbell rang first thing in the morning when roses and other flowers had arrived. 

“God, I hope he didn’t put all of them in the room” Sebastian groaned to himself as he thought about it, though, tried to remind himself that he would have the house to himself tonight, a rare occurrence!

There were things that you just had to accept when you lived in close quarters with other people. The walls weren’t overly thick either, so focus a little too hard and you could hear exactly what was going on inside each room.

That included the bathroom.

It was something that Sebastian just tuned out, these days he didn’t even hear it, or notice it, however he could remember a time when the toilet flushing would seem so loud to him, sometimes waking him up when he had first moved into the house with Kurt and Burt, but now it was just white noise.

However, as he walked upstairs, the sound that he was greeted with, was retching, which made him stop and cringe. Sebastian was sometimes (ALWAYS) sympathetic vomiter. He didn’t do well with the smell alone, but the sound…

“Kurt?” Sebastian called out from outside of their bedroom door, opening it and walking slowly.

“Don’t come i—-“ Kurt’s words were cut off by the sound of vomiting again, which made Sebastian’s stomach turn. He attempted to compose himself as he moved his way toward their shared ensuite, pushing the door open slightly, though his hand was lingering relatively close to his face just in case. 

Sebastian couldn’t even come up with a witty comment about how Kurt had his ass up on display because of how the other had his entire head inside of the towel bowl.

The smell was overwhelming, but his own concern for his brother was stronger than the smell.

Sebastian moved in, trying to keep his stomach under control as he listened to the sound of vomiting and just general gagging noises that continued to make his stomach do summersaults before reaching out to rub Kurt’s back. Every so often Sebastian’s body would jerk forward, as though he was going to vomit himself, thankfully though, he’d managed to keep it down. 

“What happened?” Sebastian asked, concerned, rubbing small circles into Kurt’s back “Do you need to go to the emergency or something?”

Kurt’s only response was to vomit more, and more,  each time reaching up to flush the toilet.  Sebastian actually began to worry that he was making it worse by rubbing Kurt’s back.

Kurt looked pale, which was saying something since Kurt always looked pale. He looked more grey, than pale. Sebastian’s main worry was that he had no idea what he was doing. What could he do? He felt helpless in the situation, and honestly, most of his will power was going towards not hurling his guts on top of Kurt’s head.

It took awhile before Kurt’s vomiting seemed to stop throwing up the contents of everything he’d eaten from the past week by the look of it, and considering Kurt was a pretty slim guy, and Sebastian found himself kind of wondered where all of it was coming from,  before he could persuade Kurt to have a glass of water. He wasn’t overly good with looking after people, but his mother did drink quite a bit that Sebastian remembered as a kid bringing her glasses of water. He didn’t think Kurt was drunk, but vomiting was vomiting, regardless of what it was from.

Kurt, however, was rambling, and mumbling like a crazy person, kept saying “I have to go” , though could barely seem to pick himself off of the floor.

“I don’t think you’re going anywhere tonight” Sebastian said softly as he handed Kurt another cup of water, watching as his brother rested his head on his arm, his face looking directly into the toilet. He decided not to mention how absolutely gross that was and just be thankful that he’d stopped.

“I’m ok now, I think it’s out of my system” Kurt’s voice was rough and dry sounding, though Sebastian wasn’t buying it for a moment. Kurt moved his legs a bit, almost as though he were trying to push himself up.

“Kurt…” Sebastian said softly, shaking his head before he put his hand down to help his brother up “Maybe you should lie down for a bit. I’ll go get you a bucket in case, and I’ll go fill up a water bottle for you. Come on, up you get” Sebastian made a soft grunting noise as he had to pick up the majority of Kurt’s weight, not realizing how heavy Kurt actually was, before he walked slowly with him, helping him to his bed “Try not to throw up before I get back”

“Don’t say throw up” Kurt sighed, his body curling into a small ball as he groaned.

Sebastian, true to his word, was relatively fast as he found a bucket that Burt had a few old tools in, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, and found an old sports water bottle, and filled it up with the filtered water they kept, grabbing a few aspirin as well before rushing back upstairs, thankfully arriving just as Kurt put his hand over his mouth, practically shoving the bucket directly under his face. A second later and Sebastian would be stripping the sheets as well.

“I got spew on my shirt” Kurt groaned, and the words alone made Sebastian gag a little “What time is it?”

Sebastian had already started moving into Kurt’s draws, pulling out of the shirts he usually wore to bed, not really bothering to ask Kurt what he’d like or what he should do, before he glanced over at the alarm clock “It’s 6”

Kurt made a movement like he was about to get off the bed, but, didn’t quite make it as he fell back down “I’m supposed to meet Blaine at 6”

Maybe it was because of all the commotion when Sebastian had arrived home, or maybe it was just because he didn’t really care, but he’d already forgotten today was Valentine’s day, and already forgotten that Kurt and Blaine probably had plans. For a moment, he felt sympathetic, but it was just a passing feeling before his attention turned to getting a clean shirt for Kurt, and heading back toward the bed.

As much as he wanted to say ‘who cares’, he could see the worry in Kurt’s eyes, and the slight sadness/upset looks he was getting. Sebastian might not have a relationship and therefore be alone on the day of the year where everyone confesses their love, but that didn’t mean that Kurt should suffer if he wanted to participate in such a day with his boyfriend!

“Where’s your phone, I’ll call him” Sebastian barely finished the word before Kurt was handing Sebastian his phone, as well as taking the shirt out of his hands and quickly getting changed, throwing his soiled shirt across the room which was extremely out of character for Kurt.

Sebastian did called…It was just that Blaine didn’t answer.

He hung up instead of leaving a message, and called again. Sebastian repeated this about four or five times before he eventually decided to leave a message.

“Hey Blaine, it’s Sebastian. Kurt’s really sick at the moment, literal spew every where, it’s really gross, anyway, so um, give me a call back or something… I’ll have the phone here. Bye”

Sebastian gave Kurt a small shrug as he turned to face him “He’s not answering”

Kurt sighed, shaking his head “We made a deal this year, that we were not allowed to call each other before the date. It was going to be like a first date again. He’s going to think I ignored him on Valentine’s Day. He’s going to break up with me and I really love him, Sebastian, he’s sooooo good, and I’m just not going to be there and then he’ll leave and cry”

Sebastian raised his eyebrow at his brother before leaning forward, pressing his hand to Kurt’s head. He wasn’t overly sure what people looked for when they did that, but considering Kurt’s head was literally on fire, though it was freezing in the room, so much so that Sebastian still had his jacket on, was saying something.

“Jesus, Kurt, you’re on fire. I think you have a fever. What the hell happened?”

Kurt shrugged, slouching back on the bed, instantly scrambling under the covers “I went to the mall after school to pick up a few things for tonight, I found this cute pocket square that had love hearts on it, I should show you…” Kurt tried to sit up, and Sebastian reached out to push him back down, shaking his head, Kurt not fighting back as he seemed confused before laying back down with no fight at all “What was I saying?”

Sebastian tried hard not to laugh “You went to the mall…”

Kurt made a small ‘ah’ noise “Yeah! And the only thing I ate was a few of samples from this new pretzel shop. They had this one pretzel that actually had a sausage in the middle”

As Sebastian listened to Kurt, he decided to sit down in the bed next to him, after he’d emptied the bucket, and thrown up a little in his own mouth, before making sure to pull the blankets around Kurt, bundling him up, especially when the other started to shiver.

“Sounds like that sausage might have been a little off” Sebastian chuckled, giving Kurt a small “sorry” when the other practically death stared him. It had been hard enough not making a ton of sausage innuendo jokes!

“Blaine is going to be so mad at me” Kurt sighed, and as Sebastian glanced over, he realized his brother was starting to doze off a little, not enough that he was asleep, but enough that he was talking with his eyelids half closed.

“He’ll be fine. You’re sick, I think if he’s irritated that you’re sick then he’s a dick of a boyfriend”

“But he… *yawn*… and we were going to this restaurant that he organized and *subtle gagging noise as though he was going to throw up again* now it’s like I don’t care and I care but he’s gonna think I don’t care…”

Sebastian was trying extremely hard not to laugh at Kurt, especially from the day his words started to slur a little.

“Ahuh… just make sure you keep drinking your water”

“Don’t want to drink the water” Kurt grumbled back, sounding more like a bratty child that his brother, sighing as though the water bottle was a dumbbell as he lazily lifted it to his mouth and tipped it without really lifting his arm, more just, readjusting his head on the pillows “Can you stay here?”

Sebastian switched on the TV,  turning the volume down so it was barely a whisper as he loaded up the documentary he’d been watching on minimalism, because Kurt had fallen asleep almost instantly last night when he’d started watching it “Sure, I got no where else to be, can you try and swallow those aspirin?”

By the time the documentary had finished, Kurt was pressed up against Sebastian, drooling on his arm as his mouth hung open slightly, and even though the body heat was unpleasant for Sebastian, Kurt seemed comfortable, and wasn’t vomiting anymore, so Sebastian wasn’t complaining.

Sebastian wasn’t sure how long had passed before he heard the chirping noise coming from Kurt’s phone, as he reached over to get it, noticing Blaine’s name flashing up on the screen. He hadn’t even noticed that there were messages from earlier, though to be fair, Blaine had thought he heard it, but assumed it was just the tv. However, as he glanced down at Kurt’s phone, after he unlocked it (Not mentioning to Kurt that he’d figured out his passcode a while ago) there were a ton of messages from Blaine.  A lot of “Where are you?” and “We’re going to lose our reservations!” then to “Ok we’ve lost our reservations” then go a rant on how he’d put so much effort into the evening and why was Kurt still punishing him for something he’d done - Sebastian didn’t understand most of it, but Blaine seemed to think Kurt was angry at him, and in turn he looked as though he was getting defensive about it. As Sebastian held the phone though, the chirping continued however, now the messages had changed to a stream of “Oh my god, I just realized you tried to call” and “I just listened to my voicemail, I’m coming over now”.

Sebastian looked down at the phone, scrolling through the messages, giving a small frown as he looked down at the phone. It wasn’t that he was jealous of his brother’s relationship, it was just that he wished he had someone that would message him the way that Blaine messaged Kurt. Well, except for the rather rude messages he’d started sending when he clearly thought Kurt had stood him up. Sebastian swallowed as he looked over at Kurt, making sure his brother was still asleep, before he started deleting specific messages from Blaine. Now when Kurt would look at his phone, it wasn’t about how Kurt had stood him up, or how he should have called if he was running late, or about how he’d had to book the restaurant months in advance and they were going to lose their reservation, it was just about Blaine’s concern. He also deleted the thousands of apology messages, about what he’d said earlier.

To Blaine:Door should still be open. He’s upstairs.

It was easy to tell when Blaine arrived, especially from how loudly he slammed his door. It gave Sebastian plenty of time to slide himself out of Kurt’s bed, picking up his soiled shirt and throwing it in the hamper before glancing toward the door as he heard footsteps coming up the stairs.

Sebastian put his finger to his lips in a small shhh action before pointing to Kurt’s bed, Blaine instantly rushing over to the bed, kicking his shoes off and instantly sitting down, his hand reaching out to softly stroke Kurt’s forehead.

“Hmmm… Sebastian?” Kurt mumbled before he opened his eyes glancing up at Blaine “Oh, Blaine, Hey, you came”

“I’m sorry baby, I didn’t get Sebastian’s message earlier, but I got here as soon as I could. I’m here now. Do you need anything?” Blaine wrapped his arm around the back of Kurt, bringing the other together in a snuggled position. Blaine had one hand on the back of Kurt’s head, softly stroking him, the other wrapped around him firmly “I love you so much, Happy Valentine’s day baby”

Sebastian tried to hold back his frown as he watched Blaine pressing small kisses to Kurt’s forehead, keeping himself compose and trying his hardest to seem as though he was completely unfazed by everything going on, he pointed toward the door when Blaine did eventually look up, mining the words “I’m gonna go”.

Blaine gave him a quick smile and nod, almost just to let Sebastian knew he acknowledged what he said, before instantly turning his attention back toward Kurt.

Sebastian closed the bedroom door slowly, however once it was closed, he felt the way his face dropped. He tried to ignore it, pushing through as he walked down the stairs, and into the living room, but the moment he sat down, alone, on the sofa, he was hit with an overwhelming feeling of sadness, because he was alone. He hated himself more for being sad that he was alone on Valentine’s day, than he was at the fact he was alone on Valentine’s day. He tried to tell himself that he didn’t care. It was just a stupid day!

… He did care though. 

He cared, and he hated it.

Sebastian reached into his pocket, and pulled out his cell phone, unlocking and locking it a few times because he continued to change his mind. He wasn’t going to be one of those people who just sat on tinder or grindr looking for a date just because it was Valentine’s day, though the thought did cross his mind.

He opened up his text messages, scrolling through them, not that anyone new had messaged, before he threw caution to the wind and opened up a new message.

To Mike:

Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope you’re having a fun night.

He hit send as fast as he could, knowing he’d change his mind almost instantly before throwing his phone on the opposite end of the sofa so he couldn’t regret or change what he’d done.

When his phone chirped back however, Sebastian jumped across the sofa to get it.

"You are absolutely stunning."

"Amazing. Just amazing."

"I've never heard anyone sing as pretty as you."

"You are just... just wow."

"You handled that quite nicely."

"I never knew you could do that."

"You're quite talented with that, aren't you?"

"That outfit looks gorgeous on you."

"You have the most beautiful eyes."

"You're a lot stronger than I gave you credit for."

"I could watch you all day and not get bored."

"Wow, you're a lot better at this than I am."

"That looks perfect, but not as perfect as you are."

"Excellent! Truly excellent!"

"You're amazing, you know that?"

"I never thought one person could be so perfect."

"Everything you do is so perfect."

"You're one of those people who is just exceptional at everything they do, aren't you?"

"You look lovely today."