#coldpizzashipping

:O

!!!!!

I personally make the cities the IlliYork kids for convenience sake, so

NYC and Chicago are the main reason the banned words list keeps expanding.

They have petty arguments over everything

But theyre the closest in age so they try and get along when they can.

The illinois kids have big opinons and even bigger mouths, so they usually come out victorious in family fueds (mostly because the york kids get tired of that shit real fast and dont have the patience to argue)

Theyre a very close knit group but they tend to confide in their own side more often than not. I feel like they grow out of it as they get older though.

I feel like illinois makes them get family photos.

All the kids except like upstate NY and Peoria, Springfied, and Aurora mildly dislike/violently hate it

On the HATE scale its mostly NY kids bcs their family photos are mostly candid shots and so they dont have to pose or wear matching outfits.

I feel like chicago has a midwestern accent. Like how can they not? But they never speak in it and it only slips if theyre embarrased. The others enjoy flustering them just so they can record it.

When the kids have a shared intrest, they will beg to be drowned in merch. Mostly bcs if they have sb who ALSO enjoys it, they feel less awkward repping it.

I love older sibling chicago so uhhh, they pick up their baby siblings and just swing em around and then tosses em on a soft surface, like a lot. They also do it just to carry them around.

I also have angst hcs for Chicago bcs my brain is so silly

So this comes from the songs i associate illiyork with, Anthony Kiedis by Remi Wolf is the song in question.

Theres one line that goes "I fit in my family dynamics like a Red Hot Chilli Pepper."

This line is a refrence to the band but!

When i think of the midwest -esp the rest of illinois- i think of mellow tame flavors, no kick or spice bcs white people would melt

But the rest of the state hates chicago, theyre too loud, demanding, commandeering the politics of illinois. They directly contrast the views of the rest of their state most of the time. So they are the red hot chilli pepper, per say. And cant keep a peaceful relationship w their fam w/o silencing themselve or compromising their views.

AHHHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!! Okok

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New York was stressing. It was his turn to make dinner and he wanted to do something sweet for his husband, but it was not working out. He considered himself a pizza connoisseur, and this fucking abomination is the one thing to elude him? It doesn't make any sense! He's been trying for hours to get this right for his husband. Illinois learned how to make New York style just last year for their anniversary. New York just wanted to return the favor, but surrounded by an army of test pizzas, every one with a different flaw, he was starting to lose hope. He was sulking over the latest one, it had such watery sauce it could be considered pizza soup. As he was about to move it to the fails pile, the front door opened. Illinois had come home. He greeted New York from the door and started walking towards the kitchen.

"Hello? Yorkie? You okay?" Illinois called out, getting increasingly worried with every second there was no reply.

"Uh, yeah I'm fine sorry. Just give me a minute, yeah?" He yelled back frantically thinking of something to do about dinner. His panic was interrupted by a light chuckle. He turned around to see Illinois staring at the fail's table.

"Aww, York. Did you try and make deep dish for me, my love?" Illinois asked, teasing. He continued laughing before rolling up his sleeves and washing his hands.

"This was our last pizza dish." New York said, frustrated.

"That's fine; we can order out today, but I'm gonna teach you how to make deep dish tomorrow. Let's figure out what to do with all those." Illinois concluded. Both men started to clean up their kitchen, joking and talking all the while.