ace attorney community was right this klavier guy IS really not straight
also i like to imagine klavier has the weakest frailest german accented voice ever, just sounds exactly like a timid little german boy, just because its really funny. i like to imagine all of his songs have really bad vocals but everyone loves him anyways because you cant not love a timid little german boy sounding guy trying his hardest to be a cool rockstar
sidenote the people who think ace attorney isnt gay as hell come off to me very similarly as the people who cant think of jjba as gay at any cost lest their brains explode and their entire family dies or something. idk how you can look at the things these lawyer shitheads say, and think “hm these men definitely only like women”
