#coe33 shitpost

Gustave: “Well, I wouldn’t fret about it too much. You know, early reviews are berating it for poor battery life and there are honestly not that many exclusive titles this soon into a new console’s life cycle—“

*Apple pay ding*

Gustave: “Verso, what are you doing on your phone?”

Verso: “Well, she wants one doesn’t she? Lecturing about battery life when we could be proactive about this is foolish, it’s obviously going to make her happy. And I sort of want to race around as a cow as well so.”

Maelle: “You found one?! I’ve been searching everywhere how did you—“

Verso: *clears throat* “erm, Facebook Marketplace…but it honestly wasn’t that bad, I’ve purchased from this seller in the past and—“

Gustave: *grabs Verso’s phone* “$800!! That is absurd. Nearly twice the retail price! And without batting an eye! You’ve purchased from this…CardQu33n previously? Wait…is that Sciel?! I don’t know if this makes it better or worse.”