Cody and Fox share stories about their beloved Tup and Dogma while purposely keeping Rex in the dark.
Wolffe and Bly manage to get in on the secret and these four batchmates just laugh their asses off whenever Rex suspects which brother kriffs with his troopers.
(Adhsfhs lmaooo)
“I’m still surprised Rex hasn’t found out…” Cody states, before downing his second - or is it third? He’s lost count already - shot of corellian whiskey, something that Fox seems to own a lot of in his office.
His vod hums, taking a shot as well.
“One would think he would’ve got it by now,” he replies, turning then to jokingly elbow at Cody’s side. “It’s your fault: you didn’t raise him well.”
“Like you would’ve done better!” Cody immediately retorts, though he’s laughing while he does it. Yeah, Rex is quite… oblivious, when it comes to certain matters, like the fact that he and Fox are shagging two of his men.
At this point they’re not even trying to hide it anymore, and yet Rex is still left wondering. Who knows, he might be thinking that Tup and Dogma sneak out to have some alone time between them-- oh wait, he’s definitely thinking that.
 “Cody? Are you there?”
“Huh? Yeah… Yeah.”
Fox cocks his head to the side, staring at him intently.
“You sure? You looked like you were thinking, for once. Not gonna lie, I got scared a bit.”
“Ah-ah,” Cody replies, completely serious. “You’re a laugh riot, vod.”
 Fox is about to reply, when he hears someone at the door. Ah, his other guests have arrived.
He and Cody exchange a smile as Fox gets up.
“A moment,” he tells him, before walking to the doors, punching in the code to open them. On the other side, there are Wolffe and Bly, looking at Fox expectantly.
“Is the party here?” Wolffe asks, before they all laugh.
“Make yourselves at home,” Fox says then, stepping aside in order to allow them to enter, which they do immediately.
It’s rare for their batch to get a chance to be all together, so of course as soon as they found out that Cody, Bly and Wolffe were all on leave on Coruscant at the same time, they’ve all agreed that they couldn’t afford to waste this chance to reunite and spend some time together. Things have been quite hard as of late, so this is a nice distraction.
 They all join Cody on the couch, drinking and happily chatting about what they’ve been up to.
“So, are you and those shinies from the 501st still a thing?” Bly can’t help but to ask. Force forbid he minds his own business for once, though to be fair all the clones have a certain shine for gossip.
“I wouldn’t call them shinies anymore, but yeah, we sure are,” Cody admits, and proudly so.
“Is Rex still in the dark?” Wolffe asks, then, since this is what actually entertains him. The fact that Rex still hasn’t understood anything never fails to crack him up. It’s all Cody’s fault: he should’ve raised him better.
At those words, Cody and Fox exchange a gaze, then Fox steps in the conversation.
“We were just talking about that, actually…” he begins. “And our Kote was about to say something, before you so rudely interrupted with your arrival.”
Wolffe rolls his eyes, but then he turns towards Cody. “So? What were you about to say?”
“Well…” Cody begins. “This is just a random thought, but I was thinking that maybe Rex thinks Tup and Dogma are fucking each other, that’s why they usually disappear at the same time.”
 A beat.
Silence.
They’re all staring at Cody.
 Then in a moment, they’re all laughing their asses off. It certainly is not a view you get all days.
“Holy shit, Cody! He totally does!” Bly exclaims, trying, and failing, to stop laughing. If he keeps going like this he’s going to begin crying.
Fox doesn’t say anything; he bites his lips in order to stop himself, but it’s obvious by the shaking of his shoulders that this endeavor isn’t successful at all.
Wolffe is the loudest of them all, cackling in a way that he hasn’t done in quite some time. He begins slapping his knees as he keeps going and going, until neither of them has enough breath to go on.
Once they’ve calmed down, Fox can’t help but to wonder: “You think he really does?”
“I mean, maybe,” Cody shrugs. “Just a thought.”
It would make sense, considering certain comments Rex has made in Cody’s presence, but it’s still not enough to warrant a certain response.
“Next time you see him, please, please, please ask him,” Bly says. “I need to know.”
That sentence seems to get the general consensus of the other as well, so Cody has no other choice but to agree. Besides, he’s curious as well.
“Alright, I’ll ask him.”
 It actually takes some time before Cody is able to ask Rex that, since they don’t have the chance to speak to each other for the entire time Cody’s on leave, except for a few messages exchanged here and there in which Rex reassured his ori’vod that he’s still alive.
If he wanted, Cody would’ve asked him already, but it didn’t feel right, not when Rex was busy fighting on the other side of the Galaxy. No, he didn’t want to distract him.
Now, however, they’re both on the Resolute, waiting for General Kenobi and General Skywalker to be done with their meeting; it’s always nice when they get to do joint missions together.
 The greatest thing of them all is that it’s Rex himself the one who gives him the perfect opening, and all he has to do for that is letting out the hugest sigh Cody has ever seen him do.
“Woah there, Rex ol’ boy. Something’s wrong?” he asks to his brother.
“Eh, it’s nothing, jus’ thinking about things…” the other replies, prompting Cody to lightly shove him with a shoulder, smirk on his face.
“That’s dangerous, you know?” he jokes, and the smirks turns into a smile at the sound of Rex’s chuckle. “So, what is it?”
“I think some troopers are keeping secrets from me…” Rex replies. It’s vague enough to make Cody believe that his supposition might not be that far-fetched after all.
“Who is it? Hardcase? Is he planning some shit again?”
“No, it’s not him.” Rex shakes his head. “It’s Dogma. I think… I think he’s seeing Tup in secret.”
 Oh.
Oh.
Cody can’t believe it…
 He doesn’t know how he manages not to laugh in Rex’s face. Whatever it is that is stopping him, he’s grateful for its existence.
“Ah…” he says, trying to keep his tone neutral. “And what makes you think that?”
“Well, I’ve noticed that when we’re on leave they tend to disappear and reappear together. I tried asking them once and they got really awkward about it,” Rex replies. Oh, he got it so wrong. Still, it’s not like Cody is going to correct him, oh no.
“And so you think they’re together,” he concludes for him in fact.
“Exactly,” Rex nods. “Though why wouldn’t they tell me? Do they think I’d judge them?”
“They’re probably just figuring out things themselves, give them time,” Cody shrugs. He still can’t believe this is happening.
“Mmh, yeah, I think you’re right…”
“Of course. I’m always right.”
 That earns him a chuckle and a light push from Rex, though it doesn’t take long before they have to go their separate ways.
After saying goodbye to one another, and after making sure that he’s completely alone, Cody finally bursts into laughter. He still can’t believe that truly happened, he still can’t believe that he was right. Holy shit.
And to think that it was supposed to be just a dumb supposition.
 Oh, he can’t wait to tell the others about it. He’s sure they’re going to lose it.














