Mar 10
what do you mean i am too gay to function
quite literally too
im trying so hard to focus on my homework and then i start thinking about medieval knights
happened last night when i was trying to sleep too
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what do you mean i am too gay to function
quite literally too
im trying so hard to focus on my homework and then i start thinking about medieval knights
happened last night when i was trying to sleep too
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08-14-25 | nylonspandexarmpitshairy. MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive
Agnolo Bronzino (1503-1572) Portrait of Guidobaldo della Rovere. I appear to be obsessed with men's codpieces! Oh dear! In any case, this particular portrait amuses me because of the expression on the dog's face. But, also because the codpiece looks as though it would roll out like those paper and plastic whistles some of us had as kids. You decide for yourself.
Some codpieces were empty – while others were used to store potpourri.
Some time around 1536, Hans Holbein the Younger was finessing Henry VIII's crotch.
With a beginning like that, how can you not read the rest of the piece.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Lila Pitts Additional Tags: Whumptober 2020, Time Travel, Crack-ish, actual historical content, kind of, I didn't really stick exhaustively to Proper History, but look up the Paston family they're real and fascinating, diego in a codpiece, idgaf if that's authentic or not it's happening, Fluff, snuggles Series: Part 20 of Diego whump Summary:
Diego and the rest of the Umbrella Academy are absolutely, definitely not employed by the Commission. Honestly, they're lucky the Commission hasn't sent assassins after them (not that they couldn't handle it, obviously, but it would be a pain), so actually having any kind of formal agreement between them is just never going to happen. But sometimes they do...favors.
The Commission seems to prefer Diego for these assignments, to his not-at-all-secret satisfaction.
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codpieces are big dick energy
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04-05-25 | nylonspandexarmpitshairy. MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive
why are they called codpieces
did someone at some point decide that penises resemble cod