#code rant

People who code are tricksters and Mages, i swear. Coding is the IRL equivalent to illusion magic. You can do whatever the hell you want, as long as you know how to code it in. And why Illusion magic spacifically? BECAUSE NONE IF IT DAMN REAL. There is no Santa Claus, there's no tooth fairy, and no, Kartos doesn't exist irl. Games are like the story of a bard, made playable with help of an overworked wizard on her 7th cup of coffee, who has a hard time working with others because he doesn't even trust the shit he makes himself to work on the first go

So I’ve been reading fanfiction for probably 16 years plus. That’s a helluva lot of fanfics and a tonne of writers. Last night though I came across something I’d never experienced before.

OH FUCK ME. YOU LITTLE FUCKER BUG. YOU WERE HIDING. ALL ALONG. FUCKER. D< WELL I'M GOING TO GET YOU, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO.