#cs major problems

"Again, I am wrong. This actually happens a lot, so do not worry about it."

all google results, including a search terms “key ring”, “keyring”, and “key fob” do no produce actual, physical keychains.

I have to have ten sources and “these are just common facts if you are a CS person so I’ll cite my brain” doesn’t count. And at most three sources can be internets.

I have tiny hands.

I am the sole girl

not rapidly enough though because i totally started a complainy text post before i remembered that was a thing