Laswell: This is the team I want you to be a medic for.
Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?
Laswell: They’re not that bad.
Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.
Laswell: Well…Farah and Alex are wonderful.

















