#cod incorrect quote

Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?

Laswell: They’re not that bad.

Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.

Price: Again with the eye, do you want me to call [name]?

Soap and Gaz: Nooo!!

Price: *chuckling* works every time they're scared to death of her

Name suddenly appearing: Call me for what

Price: [name], my love

...

Soap: but my fingers hurt

Lilian: what's that?

Soap: my fingers hurt

Lilian: Oh, well...

*Leans closer to soap*

Lilian: now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just been put to landscaping duty...

Lilian: anyone else's fingers hurt?

*Desiree and gaz asleep on the couch, ghost buried under many bracelets and pins, Ethan zoned in on pin making and not pay attention along with Katherine happily making bracelets. Theo currently hiding out and having a smoke break*

Lilian: didn't think so

*Price and Morrison standing in the doorway*

Price: should have never bought her that pin maker..

Morrison: well, at least there all bonding

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For context: they're making stuff to give out at a ghost concert lol

Mason: Yeah kiddo?

Bell: You know you are like my father figure, right?

Mason: Right

Bell: *innocently* So is Woods my other father figure?

Mason: I-uh, w-well you see....when two people love each...um...

Ghost: You hit a general of the United States Army in front of the United States President and the Queen of England. How do you not see the problem?

Y/N: Is it because I assaulted him in front of two world leaders?

Gaz: it's probably about the next mission, everyone's stressing about it.

Soap: huh. . .makes sense now

*Meanwhile in theo's room*

Theo: listen, as much as I hate graves. . .We can't bite his head off.

Butcher, the symbiote living in his body: not even a finger?

Theo: not even a finger.

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My cod/venom oc Theo :]

Laswell: Huh…nothing? What did the medical examiner say?

Gaz: That his body showed clear signs he was killed by belladonna.

Ghost, Soap, and Price: The pornstar?

Laswell and Gaz: …the poison.

Gaz: I feel kinda depressed and fucking awful.

Graves: Ugh.

Gaz: Yeah…

Graves: Next time say “good” and then shut the fuck up.

Soap: Woah!

Ghost: Hey!

Price: Hey!