#coconuts everywhere

@notfreetoday there is a happy ending! That despite the bullshit. I didn't lose my integrity.

Oh, and I'm still hilarious and pretty!

After a few false starts, I kidnapped my first delivery guy (Thank you, Amazon). We’ll call him Chad. Things were going great with Chad, but then the guy came to check the electric meter and long story short, I had to kidnap him, too. Plus, Chad could use a friend. I don’t want to isolate these guys since that doesn’t seem emotionally healthy. Brad and Chad were getting along fabulously. We had clear communication, good D/s boundary and expectation setting exercises, some morning screaming to get the blood flowing… 

Unfortunately, this is when pest control showed up and I had to kidnap Derek. I think I may have overextended myself. Derek has strong brat energy and needs constant affirmation and support. He’s also not taking well to Brad and Chad. Is this now a fight to the death situation? I feel like that’s how Vegas would do things and we all know that he’s never done anything wrong ever. Please advise!

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I absolutely must agree that there is not one dysfunctional relationship to be found on Kinnporsche. I too think you should embrace this lifestyle with absolute open arms and legs.

I do however have to disagree on the type of pet. Really as we are part witch, it's only right to have black cats. Elizabeth and Sebastion are FABULOUS 👌 names and I feel easily transferable. Just ask 2, 4, 6, and 8 at the monthly seance.

Those delivery guys are so tricky! I mean is almost as if they don't want to be caught. Yet, they go door to door! How else is a girl to interpret that! I think you should name him Tawan instead. Trust me *as I pat my own delivery boy* you'll enjoy it oh so much more.

The meter guy was clearly asking for it too. You should name him Ken. Morning screaming creates a bond, I think anyways.

Wait! A third one. Tawan is still alive? This just won't do. May I suggest a little electrocution? I've heard it's a screaming good time.