Yvaine: Hello, everyone, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day and I am here to discuss the rich histories and cultures that contributed to the heyday of piracy in the Golden Age.
Tristan: I'm helping!
Yvaine: *sigh* And Tristan is helping.
Tristan: I have the props!
Yvaine: What? No, we don't need a telescope.
Yvaine: We're talking about the way governments encouraged their people to attack other countries' ships, the way women could become pirates, the way people of all backgrounds ended up in ranking positions, so the language used on board could have been any in the known world.
Tristan: And they all fought together!
Yvaine: WHO GAVE THIS FOOL A CUTLASS?
Tristan: They held their swords in their teeth as they swung on ropes to board the ships!
Yvaine: They did NOT. That's a good way to cut off your own head.
Yvaine. Oh, I can't work under these conditions.
Tristan: I stole an extra's hook hand!
Yvaine: Cut. Just cut.
Tristan: YARR! YE SCURVY DOGS, I'LL RUN UP ME JOLLY ROGER AND CAPTURE ALL YOUR BOOTY!
