#coachplayer

ok so ive spoken more in depth abt this w oomf fifi @realtapiocafan but basically i had this idea that like . as bad as cwentz was except for the (sorry in advance !) bengals game ... he Was playing injured and koc didn't rlly stop him . which def lost them some winnable games which obv would have been distressing for justin and where does justin go when he's feeling distressed well he goes to koc of course . (for sex etc etc) .

but then jj comes comes back and they beat the lions and spirits are high so justin forgets all abt his weekly wallowing&getting coach head session and so koc is like going thru withdrawals but justin is seemingly fine . which is when koc (internally) is like . Ok we need to lose every game so embarrassingly and justin having a slump would also be good . And guess what both of those things immediately happen Severely (😓) which brings us to the present .

basically koc is like phantom threading justin for sex but instead of poisoning him w mushrooms he's like . well let's just say he doesn't particularly mind if whichever rookie qb is playing today gets sacked a couple or 5 times 😭😭 . bc he knows that he's the first person justin confides in when he's frustrated so if justin is frustrated on a weekly basis chances are he'll keep coming back to koc and yeah it's mutually beneficial in the sex way but also like . (I #rpfually imagine that) it does get to justin sometimes that he doesn't have a dynamic duo day 1 counterpart the way that so many other players (coughcoughjoe'marr) do . like koc is the closest thing he has to something like that .

but the gag is all the time justin has spent pondering his lonesome has made him rlly good at reading ppl so he can sense when koc is using their Arrangement to take advantage of him which is when HE turns up his sopping wet cat factor just enough that koc feels palpably guilty (bc justin finds that #hot 🤪) . Basically these two freaks are so freakishly obsessed with each other in the exact same way but rather than just saying that and living happily after they want the other one to feel bad&weird in the same way that they so they're both constantly calculating how much Unpleasantness the other one is willing to bear in order to keep their thing going . and the answer is I guess we'll never know . Bc they both have no plans of stopping bc they're both sick FREAKS who do this for fun !!! 🙄🙄 .

Idk how much of that was comprehensible but very Yeah to justin crying on the phone w joe . if i were to add on id say that joe is also crying bc ja'marr is also there and they're actually on facetime w justin so they can have the world's saddest mutually jorkin it moment .