#co-wrote

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Witchville (Movie) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Jozefa/Darian Characters: Jozefa (witchville), Darian (witchville), Malachi (witchville), Jason (witchville), The Red Queen (witchville), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), We have to because it's a really really bad movie Additional Tags: Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Blood and Gore, Blood and Injury, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Eventual Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Battle, Magic, Please don't watch the movie, Fix-It, Character Death Fix Summary: Please don't actually watch Witchville!! It's a horrible movie with a plot that makes no sense, wooden acting and terrible special effects.

In short: @greypaws6896​ and I watched this movie because the actress who plays Jozefa has become famous in The Witcher. We were horrified by its quality, but couldn't resist trying to write a fix-it. We made it gay and tried to improve the horrible plot a little.

In this fic, there is no weird heterosexual relationship that pops up out of the blue, there are lesbians instead, the cool archer lady lives, there is hurt/comfort and a healthy relationship for poor Jozefa (who desperately needs a hug)

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As time passed They wandered onwards

A palliative wind blew Caressing moments Subtle convictions impelled the wanderers Roaming, pursuing the conviction

Searching for that one inconceivable movement, Being able to feel the mountains but Unable to grasp it

The glorious scent of the mountains The weight of the taste pressed their tongues Breathless - the atmosphere became thick  With their longing

The mountain fire inhaled their lending Drawing them into an embrace.

They were nearing home. 

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