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Tweek tried to, but ultimately will never, learn how to drive with heavy advice from his loved ones (Craig). Itās too stressful. Itās dangerous because of his anxiety and tics for others and himself. No driving for Tweek. Please.
Cartman doesnāt make fun of Craig for being āhalf gingerā because heās a little scared of him⦠kind of.
Speaking of, Cartman showed Craig his own wiener (as per TxC) of his own volition.
Fat fucking crush on Kyle btw.
If Stan hates that he looks like his dad then he hates that Kyle looks like his mom btw. Because⦠alcoholic x radical canadaphobe?? Fuck knows.
Stan shakes on weed (no projection here). He canāt feel it though.
Speaking of, Tweek canāt feel his own shaking.
Cartman wishes that Kenny would act how he would / seeks Kennyās validation, hence his criticism of Kenny of the most menial of things (ie. holding a candle in Put It Down).
If there was money for it, Karen would own a lot of stuffed animals.
Kevin and Karen do not carry the gene for red hair. Or blond/blonde hair.
Cartman loves his fucking grandma. (No projection I swear)
Jimbo holds some affection for Liane but is just a gay old fuck. Jimned 4eva
Did I mention in my last post I think, despite Mrs Valmerās canon design, that Mrs Tweak has the biggest tits? Iām saying it again if so
SHE AND RICHARD SCREW SO BAD I KNOW I SAID BUT PLEASE UNDERSTANDā
I know I said last post that I didnāt know how Tweek and Butters would be cousins but now Iāve decided⦠people can think differently because anything goes but for me itās through both fathers. Tweak Bros. originates from Mrs. Tweakās father and to earn the right to marry her he had to win him over and show his dedication to the profession
Richard and Stephen got grounded a LOT
Linda and Sheilaās hair always smells incredible (so much product)
Sheila is the type of grandma to give out stale sweeties
The Marsh name ends with Stanley. The bloodline ends with both him and Shelley
Heidi is the mother of Kyleās kids (coping)
Cartman only became homeless after his mother died
He never worked ever (garageman future aside)
Clyde got vaccinated guys we can all rest now (the bad future self came back to tell him to never do it but once the good future is put into play he gets vaccinated because there was no bad future to come back to tell him)
Clyde is very girldad coded, soz
Bebeās dad is a bit younger than her mom (he is the ultimate girldad⦠Mr. Stevens I wish I knew your name)
Clyde gets more insecure about his weight / appearance as he gets older. For now he is young however so let him live (his pudge is the pudge ever and he is sonboy if not a carnal dream and a half⦠latter only in pcov ofc)
Mr. Stevens helps Bebe with her homework a fuckton (particularly maths)
Butters bites his nails
Butters (after growing up) loves strong women. Look at his Pcov design and tell me he doesnāt want / have / respect a buff wife.
If Butters wasnāt grounded as much as a kid he wouldnāt have a fear of expectations as much as he does, meaning he would have probably gotten a better job than working in Dennybees or whatever it was called. Bro could have been a multi billionaire girlboss
I just want someone to hear this itās not really a headcanon but BHLK Queen Thistle? LINDA STOTCH? Same character different nationalities istg
Kyle plays chaperone a fair bit to the guys
Kyle, Tolkien and Craig are the most sensible drivers out of All The Boys (Tolkien behind Craig and Kyle if Iām being honest)
Kenny and Bebe (Bebe isnāt a boy but YKWIM) are the fucking fastest / most reckless
Clyde and Stan are sort of not great but not bad drivers
Jimmy is rather close to Tolkien in terms of driving skill yk
Butters, Cartman, Tweek donāt drive ā Cartman out of laziness / expectation of chaperones, and Butters and Tweek out of stress⦠Tweek tried to learn though
Craig in later years drives Tweek everywhere
Tweek and Cartman have experienced heart attacks (in later years) but for different reasons to the other. Clyde has come very close. So has Craig, though not as close.
Tweek dies before Craig.
Stan dies before Kyle.
Butters dies before Kenny (ironically).
Craig visits Tweekās grave with flowers every week??
Craig, as an old man, wears a lot of fucking cardigans. Grandpa shirts too (the things without the collars).
Tweek and Craig have matching anythings. Typically slippers.
Bebe is very handsy and sometimes possessive. Clyde thinks itās āsweetā. (The dudebro sweet not the romantic sweet through the possessiveness originates from romanticism).
In Pcov Clyde is a delivery man, actually
Out of all the couples, it would always be Clybe to cause the most hickeys
Bebe has a flatter ass than brilliant boobs (opposite for Wendy, though Wendy isnāt flat chested)
Nichole bleaches her skin in the future (itās sad but look at her design. Out of everything else itās the most unrecognisable and itās awful) (ETA: when I say awful Iām talking about why most people bleach their skin and how it can affect oneās health ā people can do as they please but ultimately skin bleaching isnāt a⦠great??? thing, socially and health-wise)
Nichole loves 60s/70s paraphernalia and fashion (the ultimate flower power child)
Wendy and Cartman fuck at least once in their lifetimes. They take it to the grave, but because of this Cartman doesnāt die a fucking virgin
That sounds so damn harsh wth but itās true (I think Cartman doesnāt really have any labels moreso is just attached to certain people when itās not just himself *cough cough* Kyle and Wendy *cough cough*)
Jimmy can see perfectly fine out of both eyes until he reaches teenhood
Jimmy has two brown haired alleles
Cartman doesnāt make fun of Kenny or Craig for having a ginger / red haired parent because he thinks theyāre pretty cool. He lowkey ships them / wants to be them.