#cloudybean

so i feel like we all know that one of the main things that ppl find the most physically attractive about earth is her height. and this obviously applies to her partners (as i will discuss in a moment :3c). and me personally, as an aroace gay man, if a tall woman came up to me and suddenly started flirting with me i would combust on the spot (/pos ofc) so i can only assume that her partners feel that tenfold when its something she does. like. daily

SO- stay with me now- wut if she was small? like- lunar sized small. like temporarily shrunk down to be itty bitty. ik she had a whole episode where she was made tiny BUT SHE WASNT SMALL ENOUGH!!

and personally i feel like her partners would just. lose their fucking minds. like- their tallest partner- IS NOW SMALL?? ITTY BITTY??? AND CAN BE HELD???? LIKE PICKED UP?????

and i was rewatching the original video and solar and moon were like "im not used to looking down to look at u" and i was like "oh..? is that... mayhaps- a bit flustering??" like- u CAN NOT tell me that solar didnt immediately try to distract himself by moving stuff around so he could calm down-

and i imagine that after the initial fluster of seeing their partner being so adorably tiny they just. absolutely took advantage of the situation. i have a hc that earth LOVES to put ppl in her lap. makes interactions more intimate. PLUS it makes it easier for them to be able to kiss her. (ofc they could just. ask her to lean down so they can reach but.. its more Fun just sitting them in her lap :3c) BUT. im just thinking to myself like. they would ABSOLUTELy tease her by using the same tactics. cooing at how small she is while they hold her in their lap, patting her head and holding her face oh so gently- DO U SEE MY VISION????

and i feel like solar and eclipse would be the ones to do it most. cuz like- i imagine that theyre effected by her holding them the most cuz it just- makes them feel so many emotions so NOW theyre like "u wanna sit in my lap?" give her a taste of her own medicine and all that :3

AND IT WORKS!! BC SHES SUPER FUCKING FLUSTERED AND DOESNT KNOW WUT TO DO WITH HERSELF. and eventually the others catch on and they just go "finally, a chance to fluster her" (since i imagine that there isnt many ways to fluster her. shes very much a "can dish it out and take it" kind of person unless u hit a Soft Spot for her) AND LUNAR would be ECSTATIC!!! FINALLY!! theres someone HIS SIZE???? and he also finds it ADORABLE how small she is. like- she baby! she small!! and FINALLY lunar is in kissing distance. he doesnt have to climb her like a jungle gym to kiss her (again, she can just lean down, but he finds it more Fun to just climb her :]) and HE DEFINITELY takes advantage of that. INFINITE KISSES!!!!! SOOO MANY KSISES!!!!!!!