Cloud headcanons pleaaaase 🥺🙏🥺
Yessss the Cloudster, my beloved ❤️
-The angriest bean. Not a morning person. He will shuffle about all groggy and grumbly during the early hours of the day. DO NOT POKE. FIVE FEET SPACING PLS. DO NOT APPROACH. He's typically fine once he's had his coffee. But still might be a bit snappy.
-Cadet!Cloud on the other hand was clumsy and shy, with one hell of a sweet streak. He just wanted people to tell him he did a good job 😟 Sephiroth saw a lot of his shy and vulnerable child self in Cloud and mostly tried to avoid him, though he couldn't help but be simultaneously intrigued as well, asking about his home life and all.
-Spends all night laying there thinking of badass combat catch phrases to impress everyone. Is that desperate.
-Really likes spicy foods.
-Bisexual. He wasn't comfortable about it at first and only ever admits it to those he trusts. He crushes hard on Tifa obviously but also had a crush on Zack and a huge fanboy crush on Seph. He also crushes on Aerith too. Cloud acts all tough and edgy but he falls for people VERY quickly. He'll never admit it. (He and Tifa are endgame though in my mind please don't kill me shhhhh)
-Wanted to be strong growing up. No dad made him latch onto Seph as his vision for a powerful male role model. Plus he wanted to protect Tifa too.
-Is extremely ticklish. To the point where it's ridiculous. He will deny this to the grave.
-He is equally amused and charmed by the most innocent and silliest of shit, would definitely be that guy to giggle at cute puppy videos behind closed doors. And then freak if you catch him doing so.
-Deserves a comfy rest after a long day of trauma ❤️
-Is honestly just a wonderful magnificent broody dork I love him so much look at this edgy sweet baby boy what a lovable asshole what an absolute KING swoon














