You know how unfair it is that downloaded (*coughpiratedcough*) movies/tv shows are hardly ever captioned?

Here, I have the medicine for that - databases of captions for movies and TV shows:

http://subscene.com/

http://www.opensubtitles.org/

Here is how it works: Download the media of your choice. Use one of these sites to find the CC/subs that match what you just downloaded (I personally use Subscene). Put the caption file in the same folder as your media file. 

Hey, did you know Walgreens is selling over-the-counter asthma medicine that hasn’t been proven to work?! I made a video about it because it makes me really upset, and they need to STOP selling expensive water masquerading as medicine.

aries: sunny-side up with a side of burnt hashbrowns

taurus: hard-boiled

gemini: two raw eggs full of shell

cancer: soft boiled, seasoned with their own tears

leo: scrambled with cheese

virgo: poached

libra: bacon

scorpio: over-medium, dripping with hot sauce

saggitarius: over-easy with a broken yolk

capricorn: goat cheese omelette

aquarius: egg salad