#clone-obi

😂 I know right?! It is an AU I adore. I love so many things about it.

My favorite part is thinking about when it gets back to Sheev that oh sure, they got his clone army created all right. There’s just one...little catch. They didn’t, uh, exactly use the template they’d all agreed on. It appears there was a mix-up at some point in the process.

The Kaminoans made an entire army of Obi-Wan Kenobis.

Like, there is NO chance Sheev’s going to get his hooks fully into Anakin in this AU. None. There can be a Kenobi on Skywalker Duty at all TIMES. Several Kenobis, even! Anakin keeps meaning to meet with the Chancellor, really he does, but also one of the Kenobis wanted to brush his hair? And another one actually loves the same soap operas he does? And he started to talk about how he was maybe a little worried about some bad dreams he’d been having and then the next thing he knew he’d been covered with the really good blanket and fallen asleep and missed the appointment completely.

Thank you! I’m very glad you liked it (writing recaps has been HARD lately; my brain has been such sludge -- it was actually really exciting to be able to pound out a whole entry that quickly for the first time in a looooong while). 

Can you just. Like. Obi-Wan showing up on Kamino in Attack of the Clones? And they’re just like “oh hey it’s you! You’re the guy!” (And/or “How did one of them get outside? It’s raining, get back in here!”) And Obi-Wan’s like “what the hell are you talking about?” and they’re like “uh, your clones? Of you?” 

This shot of Obi-Wan, but it’s him looking down at millions of his own self? 😂

And then. AND THEN. Anakin, fresh off of almost dying of horniness on Naboo, watches as Yoda arrives on the scene with a GIANT ARMY FULL OF OBI-WANS TO RESCUE THEM FROM THE ARENA.

Forget going to fight Dooku; they’d be scraping Anakin off the FLOOR. 

Oh, absolutely. Anakin is overwhelmed at first but then he’s just basically in heaven because there’s never NOT an Obi-Wan nearby looking on at him with Concern For His Well-Being or fluffing his pillow or telling everyone that they trust General Skywalker with everything they have because he’ll never fail them. 

Anakin showing up in the Council Room, solemnly all “I’m very sorry Masters, but I’m afraid I can’t complete my assigned missions. I realize this means I am not fulfilling my duty as a Jedi, nor my duty to the Republic, but also HAVE YOU SEEN THEM WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT THEY ALL KEEP SMIRKING AT ME AND TOUCHING MY ARM AND PRAISING ME.” 

Anakin is going to have to take THE DAMN BARASH VOW just to get away from all this redheaded hotness.

Meanwhile Obi-Wan’s really thinking this whole war thing isn’t nearly as difficult as it sounded like it would be. As far as he can tell, all you and your men have to do is show up somewhere and ask nicely while staring meaningfully into everyone’s eyes and the locals will help you all defeat whoever you need to without question. (The shameless flirtatiousness and collective ability to Mind Trick the universe at large is really the critical difference here, since God knows it’s not like the canon GAR is exactly a bad-looking crew.) Obi-Wan thinks this whole thing could be wrapped up in 3, 4 weeks, tops.