Unpopular Opinion Time! Clone High
@wibbadoestdā I blame you for reminding me about the pending reboot
Probably gonna tick someone off, but Iām fresh out of FUCKS to give and my Anon feature is off so those cowards donāt have the stones to try anything without a āmaskā.Ā
Anyway - letās get this ball aārolling!
I donāt hate Abe nor think he is or will evolve into some extremely toxic asshole. Why?: I pity the lanky bastard. Level with me for a second here - heās a stupid teen with stupid teen desires and drama that is typically stuff he puts on his own shoulders, which honestly isnāt all that different from what plenty of insecure teenagers do. Does he pull some seriously dick moves? Yes, yes he most certainly does pull some dick moves and itās pretty obvious that he can be as thick as tar, but a lot of times its because heās totally misreading the situation like when he gets jealous or its unintentional like when he ends up blowing off his friends for anything Cleo/popularity-based. Plus, you do have to give him his credit when he does FINALLY learn something even if its really temporary lesson learned and wants to rush in without a plan to fix it like the awkward people pleasing beanpole that he is. That and I donāt think I need to open the big ass can of worms that is him and all of the other clones dealing with the pressures of either trying to live up to their famous clone parentās legacy or trying to be as different as can be from their famous clone parent while on the very confusing journey of figuring out who you are as an individual, which is stressful enough as an adult. Now as for what Iād like for him... To put it bluntly, Iād like him to grow the hell up and I donāt mean it completely as an insult. He ended the final episode of season 1 with that long drawn out epiphany, which yeah for him I guess, but I want him to deal with the consequences of snubbing Joan for so long and now snubbing Cleo too after she finally puts out for him. I want him to deal with the consequences of a lot of his actions from the previous season and grow from it. I donāt know what the writers have planned, but I say recovering from a near death experience should be a great way to gain a better perspective on life and the things that actually matter - but hey itās not my call. 𤷠#charactergrowth #selfreflectiontime Ā
I think Cleo is shallow af and thatās okay. Why?: Shallow people exist, doesnāt necessarily mean theyāre always an asshole, and weāve seen on the show that Cleo does have some nice moments while still being shallow. I really donāt think she suddenly needs to become a āNice Personā because I feel like that wouldnāt be Cleo, you know? Iād love to see some depth explored with her since sheās gonna be going through her own stuff with living up to the legacy of the infamous Queen of the Nile even if sheās just better at hiding it or something. I know thereās a clone high fan on here that has done something along those lines for an older Cleo along with crafting a really solid Marc Anthony OC as well, but I canāt recall for the life of me what their username was...
I donāt get the JFK hype. Why?: I guess Iām just not that into Himbos? Or maybe the fact that Iāve been a Markiplier fan for so long has made me immune to other types of Himbos? I donāt know! XD Okay so sure, heās funny as hell and my heart broke with how he really was having such a hard time coming to terms with his best friendās death and I thought it was sweet that he admitted to Joan that he always thought she was a classy dame or went to his dads to better understand his sexual confusion when he started crushing on āJohn Darcā, but the hype train in the fandom just isnāt for me.
I find JoanFK to be highly overrated/overblown. Why?: Its mostly thanks to the fandom and I respect that others really like it, but it just isnāt for me. Maybe Joan being a little bit more tolerant of JFK and JFK not hitting on her as much, but something tells me that JFK still has a long way to go before giving up his skirt chasing.Ā I do think a lot of the fan work is really cute though - like this Fan Animatic by OrtSmort was so good!
Iām not mad about the whole Ghandi & India issue. Why?: It happened - Case Closed - Be happy that a reboot is happening.
I plan on watching the reboot if I hear good things. Why?: Reboots are a slippery slope that can be good or bad, and Iām too cynical to just instantly believe that one is gonna be good just because its a reboot of something I like. Prior experience with plenty of movies and shows have taught me that, and Iām sure plenty of you guys can think of some examples of reboots that were crap. Ā
Joan needs to find love elsewhere that isnāt Abe, Cleo, or JFK. Why?: LET THE GIRL BE FUCKING HAPPY! Of course Iād love for her to learn how to love herself first and get closure/move on from Abe, but if sheās gonna fall in love again then let it be somebody GOOD FOR HER and not just aiming to get into her pants in the first place! Sorry JFK, but I havenāt forgotten that and Joanās expression in bed says enough of what she really felt.
Less teen romance drama, MORE FRIENDSHIPS!!! Can we have more stuff with other clones or more evidence of the friendship between Abe, Ghandi, and Joan?
And thatās about it... Or at least those are the more prominent ones that come to mind for me.Ā














