Fandom Problem #14,237:
When someone's idea of a dark retelling just involves making the retelling over the top edgy with no real substance or quality.

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Fandom Problem #14,237:
When someone's idea of a dark retelling just involves making the retelling over the top edgy with no real substance or quality.

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Quick Tips for Writing Descriptions
⟢ PICK THREE DETAILS MAXIMUM! your reader doesn't need to know every piece of furniture. Give them the broken clock on the mantle, the smell of cigarettes embedded in the couch, the water stain on the ceiling shaped like Italy. Their brain will fill in the rest. You're not writing an insurance inventory!!!
⟢ Use the senses people forget. Everyone does sight and sound, but what about: the metallic taste of fear, the way humidity makes your clothes stick, the phantom itch of being watched, that gross feeling when you touch something unexpectedly wet. GET WEIRD WITH IT
⟢ MOTION IN YOUR DESCRIPTIONS!! (Please?) don't just tell me the curtains are blue, tell me they're "shuddering in the AC blast" or "hanging limp like they've given up." Static description is a sleep aid. Make things MOVE
⟢ Your narrator's voice should COLOR everything! A depressed character won't describe the sunset as "beautiful mauve and amber streaking across the sky," they'll think "the sun's dying again, doing its whole performance art thing with the clouds"
⟢ Stop with the mirror descriptions! :( "She looked in the mirror and saw her auburn hair and green eyes" NO. Banned. Forbidden. Find literally any other way. Have another character notice. Show through action. Slip details in naturally. The mirror thing is lazy and we all know it
⟢ Similes and metaphors: COMMIT OR DON'T DO IT! "like" is not a get-out-of-jail-free card. "Her anger was like a storm" is BORING. "Her anger rolled in with the methodical inevitability of a hurricane, and he was standing in a trailer park in Florida" now we're TALKING
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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat
he is Calculating
Don't you mean Catculating?

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✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨
Wishing you the best as always, health and success for you through 2026!
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PSA: AO3 Bots Are Getting Worse (And Here's What You Need To Know)
Alright so if you're active on AO3, you've probably heard about the bot problem. It's been going on for years but it's gotten way worse lately, so here's a breakdown of what's happening and how to protect yourself.
What Are AO3 Bots?
Basically spam accounts that leave comments on fics. They're automated and they've been plaguing the site since like 2021, but they keep getting more sophisticated.
Types of Bots You Might See:
Praise Bots - These leave super generic compliments that could apply to literally any fic. Stuff like "This is pure genius, I'm in awe of your world-building" or "This deserves all recognition." The dead giveaway is when someone praises your "heartwarming" fic when everyone literally died and the earth shattered around them lmao.
Hateful/Cruel Bots - These are the really fucked up ones. They scrape REAL AO3 usernames and attach them to horrible, cruel comments. So innocent people get their names attached to hateful shit they never said. If you see a mean comment, check if the username is clickable - if it's not linked to an actual profile, it's a bot.
Kudos Bots - Some authors have woken up to like 30-60 fake kudos dumped on their fics all at once, with no corresponding increase in hit counts. This completely destroys the metric system especially in smaller fandoms.
AI Accusation Bots - These accuse authors of using ChatGPT or other AI tools, sometimes on fics that are literally older than the AI programs they're being accused of using. Some link to "AI detection tools" which are likely just trying to get you to feed more fics into AI training databases.
Misinformation Bots - A newer type that showed up in May 2025 claiming AO3 was removing works to "conserve server space" and telling authors to delete their own work or risk being banned. Complete bullshit - AO3 has never done this and never will.
Mary Sue Bots - Accuse your OCs of being Mary Sues, even when your fic only has canon characters and no self-inserts at all.
Art Commission Scam Bots - Leave praise then offer to make comic/art commissions of your fic. They get you off-site to Discord or Instagram, take your payment, then either send AI-generated garbage or ghost you completely.
How Do They Work?
The bots comment as unregistered guests and scrape real AO3 usernames to attach to their comments. The username shows up but isn't clickable and has no actual profile associated with it (unless you search for that name directly, which makes it look legit at first).
The newer ones are getting smarter too - they scrape your fic's tags and use them to make the generic praise seem more personalized. So if you tagged "angst" they'll specifically mention emotions and tension.
How To Spot Them:
Username isn't clickable/has no profile
Generic praise that could apply to any fic
Comments that make zero sense for what actually happened in your story
Multiple comments hitting your fics really fast (like 7 comments timestamped over 9 hours)
Sudden spike in kudos with no matching increase in hits
Anyone trying to get you off-site for commissions or services
The Emotional Impact:
This shit genuinely hurts authors. Some don't realize they're bots at first and think the hate comments or AI accusations are real criticism of their writing. There's also concerns from neurodivergent and ESL authors who worry their real comments will be mistaken for bots because their writing style might seem stilted.
And if your username gets stolen? You might have to track down authors and explain that hateful comment wasn't actually you.
What You Can Do:
As an author:
Delete bot comments as soon as you spot them
If it gets bad, lock your comments to registered users only (Settings → Privacy → "Only show your work to registered users")
Report the comments if you can
As a reader/commenter:
Don't panic if your username got stolen - reach out to the author and explain it wasn't you
Keep leaving real comments! Authors need to know there are real people who love their work
Maybe make your comments a bit more specific/personal so authors know you're real
Everyone:
Spread awareness so people know what to look for
Don't feed fics into "AI detection tools" that bots link to
Why Are They Doing This?
Honestly? Probably to keep AI brands in the "fandom news" cycle and create controversy. Some are straight-up scams. Either way, they suck.
Stay safe out there and keep supporting your favorite authors with real comments. We need that genuine engagement now more than ever. 💜
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I'd also add, resist the AI bubble that companies are forcing on us. Don't use generative AI to make cute cat pictures. Actually click on a website written by humans, instead of relying on the AI summary at the top. Turn off AI features on apps you use. It's bigger than AO3. Tech companies are trying to convince us that we need shitty AI to do things it's not actually capable of doing. The AO3 scams are one part of an entire scammy infrastructure.
I know that it sucks, but you can mitigate this to some degree by switching your fics to "registered users only." Yes it will cut your audience to some degree, but it will also cut down bots- because registration isn't instant, and you can report registered accounts so AO3 can take care of it.
gen ai gives writers and people in general the mindset that “if you don’t want your writing to be accused of being ai generated, you must lower the quality of your works, because anything that is professionally written is generated by ai now”
like… there were times when writers were praised for their professionally crafted works. but apparently we have now resorted back to witch hunt, therefore any professionally crafted works must be ai generated because surely, “human writers can’t write anything that is remotely decent”
This… And just a heads up it is so fucking annoying getting accused of my work or any work of being supposedly AI generated just because we like using dashes to break up dialogue or like a scene to add more emphasis to something!
My first ever batch of TCM “Immunity” Tea aka Jujube Goji Berry Tea - there are plenty of variations of it so I mixed recipes, but I make sure to pick with the general rule of tossing in the Goji Berries in the last 5 minutes of the simmer so they don’t get too mushy.
I went with 10 (washed) sliced Jujubes - I pitted them and put them in skin side up - and added a very small pitch of the sea salt we use to get some of those minerals back. I sliced up some 🍎Apple🍎, Ginger, and added Star Anise (I only used one piece because I’m not a huge fan of the stuff), 7 Cloves, a dash of Cardamom (I don’t have pods), a crack of Black Pepper, and two Cinnamon sticks.
I love Honey🍯, but let me tell you… The Apples and Dates naturally sweeten the tea so it’s not needed unless you like your tea a little sweeter. It’s such a gentle flavor and the smell is divine - very fall. I’m planning on eating the cooked Apples, Jujubes, and Goji Berries later since I’m still feeling full from yesterday. Definitely going to make this again. 👍🏻

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UUUH PICREW THING
I couldn't decide on just one to do.... 💔
Anyways I wanted to do one of those tag games so uhh
TAGGING: @ayten-is-living @bunniehunn @twiceghvee @burning-imp @oya-oya-okay and anyone else who wants to join!
THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!!!
there wasn't an option for heterochromia or one strand😿😿arhgjgbvbvbb THIS PICREW IS SO CUTE THOUGH!!
tagging @yukifvss AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!
Thank you for tagging me!!And bruh it didn't exactly turned out as a Silver... I wanted Ace but there weren't too many options to do but anyways here's the tags:
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Too bad you don’t have too many options for horns - hopefully, if the person behind this picrew is still planning on updating it, then they’ll add more “hats”. My Yuu - Yuliana with a certain Prince of Thorns.
cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?
That's actually something I've never really thought about.
Oh, I've thought about the places I'd visit if I had the ability to travel through time - more like Miss Frizzle than the Doctor - and taking all those sights and sounds in. Just really absorbing it, you know?
But I've never really thought about living in a different time period... I guess it mostly stems from the fact that I know that my life would be difficult in a different time period starting with my gender and second by the way that I am as an individual. Can't forget that a good chunk of human history isn't exactly too kind to intelligent women outside of those that are untouchable thanks to being born into or having connections within the Royal Courts or Nobility, and I'm no Duchess, Princess, or favored Concubine.
Knowing me and my disposition, I'd probably end up being accused of Witchcraft and be burned at the stake. XD
This answer probably turned out to be a lot darker than you expected but hey *insert shrug & laugh*
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Robert Redford as Jay Gatsby in THE GREAT GATSBY (1974) dir. Jack Clayton
Robert Redford on the roof of the Fox Village Theatre in Westwood, California in home movie footage shot by actor/photographer Roddy McDowall in 1965. During an interview on Inside the Actor’s Studio in 2005, Redford revealed that he used to climb the high art deco style concrete tower displaying the Fox Village Theatre’s name with his step-brother when they were teenagers and unscrew the light bulbs in the letter X so the sign read “F-O” (ie: “Fuck Off”), which amused them tremendously when they drove by the theatre and viewed their handiwork afterward. After telling Roddy this story in 1965, they stealthily climbed on to the roof and recreated how he did it while McDowall captured the moment on film. Built in 1930 and declared a Los Angeles Historic-Cultural Landmark in 1988, the Fox Village Theatre is still in operation as the Fox Regency Theatre and a number of movie premieres have been held there over the past nine decades.

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✨ French CanCan 10 years anniversary ✨
Today makes it 10 years since I posted the French Can Can on my Tumblr account and many of you discovered me with it and kept supporting me since. I want to thank you all for your support and love, it makes me so happy to know I can be appreciated this much for my Flipnote animations.
Onward for 10 more years or even more !
Je pense que beaucoup d'entre vous m'ont découvert avec l'animation du French Can Can il y'a 10 ans lorsque je l'ai posté sur Tumblr? Votre soutien n'a cessé de grandir depuis et je vous suis très reconnaissant, merci pour tout ! Vos messages, les commentaires marrants ! J'ai hâte de poursuivre et de continuer à poster autant que je le puisse pour votre divertissement !
Chocolate Blueberry Truffles
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