#clock sms

Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.

Even if your voice is as soft as a warm marshmallow, its effect is stronger than the loudest alarm clock I ever had. Good morning, angel.

She demands no payment for her round the clock job. There are no vacations and she cannot hand over her resignation letter when the going gets tough. That’s how it is to become a mother. I love you, mom! Happy mother’s day!