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Ok I have a few thoughts on who this might be, but it's anonymous so I'm not going to say anything.

So I can speak, um, let's see? I can speak english (and I take it as my first language), hindi (which is essentially my mother language), german, french, urdu, spanish, greek, and asl. I think there might be a few more? But I can't recall right now. Oh I can also read braille.

Marriage is like living in an endless series of drama, comedy and suspense. I salute you for taking the plunge. Congratulations on your marriage.

The best part about your wedding? The scrumptious treat for my tummy and the sparkly bubbly champagne that made me a little bit tipsy. I’m kidding! It’s to see you exchange vows of a lifetime together. Best wishes on your wedding!

My marriage advices to you – love, honour your partner and don’t forget to put the toilet seat down. And oh, don’t forget to throw the garbage and to wash the dishes when it’s your turn. Congratulations!

Thank you for the delicious meal and the sparkly champagne while I witness you get married. Until your next milestone which means another free round of meals for me. Best wishes.

Each marriage is different. The only similarity it has with others is the presence of love. Wishing the love you have for each other to bloom beautifully each and every day. Congratulations.

Congratulations on making the best decision of your life. Best wishes for a fun and exhilarating future together as husband and wife.