Guess who finally got time to make the Glockenspiel hc post?
I DID MUTHAFU‐
He/Him
Oddly calm
Knows there are other versions of him and is chill with it
The dolls are his scary little children
Vandals will be squished
Has arms but they're always retracted
Very soft voice, always sounds like he's whispering but you can actually hear him
Knows Wasteland exists
Has to deal with annoying children
Sometimes interacts with guests but it's very rare
German accent
Diznee Land/World are same person, different body
Annoys maintenance
If he could walk someone would be punted
Has been to Wasteland and shot The Blot with a gløck once
Where he got the gun is anyone's guess
Would kill for some oil
"Can you NOT?"
Loves Christmas
Grumpy during the morning
Very docile, would give head pats if it wouldn't squish you
Good at reading lullabies
Not bothered by the song as he is either spaced out or he forgets hearing is a thing
Old man energy
Has met the other versions of him at some point, likes the Paris version's design
At night, he lets the dolls roam
Knows the existence of magic but won't tell anyone.
Has listened to The Stupendium once, loved it.
Introverted and doesn't talk much unless you're sad and need old man advice
"Welcome to the happiest cruis‐ Okay this is getting old."
Got punched by the Epic Mickey clocktower in a dream once
Will not admit it, but likes nesting dolls and nobody knows why
Sensitive about his face
Will sic his scary doll children on you if you're caught vandalizing
Consciousness disappeared at some point and he somehow got stuck in Tokyo's Glockenspiel for the weekend
Even more clock puns then humanly possible
Would give out hugs if he wasn't so tall
"Who in the world is Clockenspiel??"
Charming <3
Will squish you if you start talking with brainrot
Dreams of mechanical fields with steam punk creatures everywhere
Gets very morbid if you let him ramble
"Tick tock on the clock, time is important and I have a glock."
Has read fanfiction before and immediately regretted it (he missed some CRUCIAL tags)
Very loveable, Kiss him ❤️
Can open his face and store things in there. Once hid a doll up there, it was never seen again.
Aight Das all, imma do the Paris Glockenspiel for funsies EVENTUALLY
