#clintnaut

clint is a chef and natasha is a food critic

maybe natasha has been his food critic since he’s opened and he always gets nervous when he sees her

changes her hair a lot but only really wears wigs just to throw him off and changes her style (doesn’t do it to any other restaurant she critics but him)

he’s the only one that can recognize her bc he can spot her eyes from a mile away

she has this kind of walk/posture he’s only seen once when he was in the circus(?) so he can tell it’s her even with her back to him

she really loves his food and gets it delivered a lot but has them drop it off her door for no contact so people don’t know where she lives and her name is also an alias when she orders bc duh

goes into the restaurant for once to eat there just as a customer bc she actually really enjoys the vibe and tries to blend in but he sees her bc of course he does

Or 5 times the Security Chief was called to Medical and 1 time he was prepared. Nat and Clint are awful patients. One shot. Complete.

listen… did this just come on tv and i watched it for 4 minutes and said this would be a great au? yes. is it bc i need clintasha more than i need air itself? also yes. is this insane? yes but not as bad as my other au ideas ANYWAYS..

natasha is trying to steal the declaration of independence

clint is like diane kruger’s character and idk he loves history and works for the capital somehow/similar to her job (listen i don’t know what her job is bc i forgot okay? literally only watched 4 mins of it sksksk)

OOOH maybe natasha is treasure hunting for the romanovs treasure????

there’s a specific item she’s looking for and could honestly not care about the rest of the treasure except for this one item (maybe it’s a necklace or jewlery box??)

anyways that’s all i have for now!

clint is the chef and natasha is the hostess/front of house manager/manager (aka chef the movie)

i saw someone post this somewhere (idk where maybe twitter?) “Somewhere out there, a server is pushing a plate back into the expo window, saying the order was wrong. The line cook on that station knows he cooked it right and is calling her a fucking idiot for ringing it in wrong. The server flips him off and goes back into the dining room. Later, the cook drops a togo box with food in it in front of where the server is rolling silverware. She forgives his silent apology, and offers to buy him a shift drink. He accepts. A few years later, they are engaged”

natasha and clint go to the same college and live on the same floor but never really met until its late and they’re both in the communal kitchen

neither of them can sleep and clint wants a snack

natasha is already in the kitchen making cookies

and now every night practically when neither of them can sleep they make snacks together

natasha bakes. clint cooks. bc we all know natasha can’t cook

maybe they go out to parties/clubbing together?

OR they go for late night walks a lot and go to the park and go on the swings just talking

bonus points(?) “my friend in college tried to break up with his girlfriend but she just said “no” and now their married”

The Walking Dead AU

by @iriel3000