[For context Price and Gaz are on vacation: Ghost is in charge, and series of unfortunate events leads R/n into believing Ghost is somehow possessed by a demon. She asks Roach to find her a priest, cut to later at the base’s lounge. R/n sees what she thinks is smoke coming from outside she opens the lounge door to find Soap standing there in full Priest garb, Roach is next to him in a black hoodie holding a fog machine with the exorcist theme playing on his phone.]
Soap: Good evening. I believe ya require my services.
R/n, reading his card: "John MacTavish, Swimwear Model"?
(R/n gives him a strange a look.)
R/n, turns the card over and reads: "John MacTavish, Exorcist"?
Soap, to Roach: That’s enough Garry.
R/n: Roach, I thought you were going to find me a proper exorcist.
Soap: No need, sinner. Seen the movie, [unzips the front of his costume] got the t-shirt. Now if ya kindly moves aside I’ll locate all the pockets of malice and vibrations of doom...
[R/n reluctantly leads them to the library where Ghost is napping and talking in his sleep.]
Soap: What putrefaction is this? Garry, holy water. (Roach hands him a spray bottle) Music. (plays The exorcist theme) Be thou not afraid! (he sprays Ghost)
[[Ghost stirs awake and starts raving out gibberish at Soap who sprays him more.]]
Soap: Ack! it speaks in tongue!
Ghost, looking around wildly: What’s goin on???!!
Ghost: Damn You! {tackles Soap to floor and starts throttling him.} Damn you Johnny! (Gets Soap in a head lock) Ya stupid bloody idiot!
{Ghost manages to take the spray bottle from Soap and starts spraying him in the face with it.}
Soap: It said damn! now Garry! the stake!
[ Ghost looks behind him and is threatened by Roach with a hammer and wooden stake.]
[Roach freezes surprised that Ghost said God]
Ghost: This base has gone insane!?
R/n: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Ghost, to R/n: You, you're unhinged.
Ghost, to Roach: You, you're demented.
Ghost, to Soap: and You, you're just you.
Soap, to Ghost in panic: Careful! Holy water's expensive! It's mixed with the urine of seven virgins.
[Ghost looks at the bottle than at Soap in disgust.]
Roach, pulling his hood off: Dude, It's just tap water.
Soap, glaring at Roach: I asked you to do one thing!
[R/n, Roach and Soap start to bicker as Ghost throws the bottle away and goes to call Price to see how long he and Gaz are going to be on holiday for? because he fears he’s not gonna last long...]
