#clemmmm

“free the nip.”

2 posts one day?? AHHH.I was in the zone writing this.Bc my crotch goblin is finally asleep

Batboys x Reader:No bra

Bruce Wayne

Notices immediately. Says nothing. Internally combusting.

You walk into the Batcave one night in a loose tank top. No bra. Bruce glances up from his computer… and then freezes.

Eyes flicker back to the screen. Then back to you.

Then the screen again.

“You’re… comfortable, I see.”

You smirk.

“That a problem?”

He swallows, voice rough:

“Not at all.”

Five minutes later, you’re on his lap and the cowl’s off. You did not finish that movie.

⸻

Dick Grayson

Fully loses his mind. Respectfully.

Dick’s brain short-circuits the first time you hop onto the couch in a crop top, no bra, totally unbothered.

He tries so hard to keep eye contact.

Fails.

“Babe. I’m trying to focus. I swear.”

You: “You’ve been staring at my chest for ten minutes.”

“Because it’s RIGHT THERE. And amazing. And I’m just a guy-“

He gets adorably clingy after that. Arms constantly around you, face in your chest.

“This is a safe space. For both of us.”

⸻

Jason Todd

Thinks it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever done, even if it’s not on purpose.

You walk out of the shower in a big shirt and nothing underneath.

Jason literally chokes on his coffee.

“You tryna kill me, sweetheart?”

You laugh and shrug. “Bras suck.”

He grins, eyes dark.

“Nah, don’t stop on my account. Free the girls. Live your truth.”

Next thing you know, he’s behind you in the kitchen, hands “accidentally” grazing every time he reaches past you.

“Oops.”

He’s definitely the one who says,

“You’re not wearing a bra? That’s crazy. We should celebrate.”

⸻

Tim Drake

Brain. Melted.

You’re working in the same room. He’s coding. You’re lounging. Braless.

It takes 3 minutes for him to forget how to spell his own name.

“Did you just delete your own code?”

“I-yes. Maybe. I don’t know what’s happening anymore.”

You teasingly stretch. He nearly drops his laptop.

Later, when you ask why he’s so red, he mutters:

“I support your comfort and liberation. But I’m so unwell right now.”

⸻

Damian Wayne

Judgy at first. Then realizes he’s obsessed.

You mention you don’t like wearing bras.

He frowns.

“Tt. They exist for support. Do you want back pain?”

You: “No, I want freedom.”

He shuts up real quick when you demonstrate.

His brain slows to 0.2 fps the second he sees you move naturally around him.

He adjusts his collar. A lot.

“You may do what you wish. It is… aesthetically pleasing.”

He gets insanely protective when you go out like that. Glares at anyone who stares too long.

Chasing the Dream S4E2

Reader have no idea that they're dating the batboys for a quite some time already, although reader does hope for it, they just thought that the batboys being so nice to them, while the batboys waiting for reader to be ready to do couple stuff, they just thought reader is shy 😭

I been thinking this for a while now

Reader: what you mean we're dating?!?!

Batboys: we've been dating for a while now???

“I like you so much, and you don’t even know it.”

Sorry lowkey disappeared again.Im having my daughter next month,scared asf💔💔.My fanny is gonna be DESTROYED.also random does anyone else hate podfics.Like it will have the perfect plot and then say” podfic” like turn that shit off omg.

Batboys x Reader: clueless Reader

Bruce Wayne

The “exclusive relationship” was IMPLIED, apparently

•Bruce thought things were very clear.

• In his defense:

•you spend most nights at the manor

• he takes you to galas

•Alfred refers to you as “Mr. Wayne’s partner”

•Bruce literally kisses you goodbye before meetings

•So naturally he assumes:

yes, this is my significant other.

•Meanwhile you’re spiraling internally every day.

•Because Bruce Wayne is:

•holding your hand

•buying you things

•resting his forehead against yours when tired

•But he’s never technically said:

“Will you be my partner?”

•So your brain goes:

Maybe he’s just emotionally confusing.

•The realization happens because someone at a gala says:

“You and your boyfriend make a lovely couple.”

•You laugh awkwardly.

“Oh..we’re not-“

•Bruce looks over immediately.

“…Not what?”

•You stare at him.

“Dating?”

•Silence.

•Bruce blinks once.

“..We’ve been exclusive for eight months.”

“EIGHT??!”

•You almost choke on your drink.

•Bruce is now deeply confused.

*“You sleep in my bed.”

“AS A FRIEND.”

“I kissed you.”

“PEOPLE KISS CASUALLY SOMETIMES-“

•Bruce just stares at you like your operating system is corrupted.

• Then realization slowly dawns on him.

“…You genuinely didn’t know.”

• You hide your face immediately.

“I thought you were being nice because you liked me as a person.”

•Bruce physically has to sit down.

•Because somehow this is more stressful than fighting Bane.

⸻

Dick Grayson

Actually devastated you didn’t know

•Dick is the MOST affectionate naturally.

•So this misunderstanding gets BAD.

•This man:

• calls you baby

•kisses your forehead

•cuddles you constantly

• takes you on dates

•says “missed you”

•introduced you to the Titans

•And you STILL think:

He’s probably just emotionally open.

•Dick genuinely thinks you’re just shy about labels.

•One day he casually says:

“My girlfriend’s coming over later.”

•You:

“Oh? Who?”

• Dick laughs.

•Then stops laughing.

“…You.”

•You stare at him.

“Wait.”

•He stares back.

“WAIT.”

“You didn’t know we were dating?!”

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST REALLY FRIENDLY.”

•Dick falls backwards onto the couch dramatically.

“I HELD YOUR FACE AND TOLD YOU I ADORED YOU.”

“YEAH BUT YOU’RE DICK GRAYSON. YOU SAY THINGS.”

•He’s losing his mind now.

“I TOOK YOU ON ROMANTIC ROOFTOP DINNERS.”

• “I THOUGHT YOU WERE TESTING LOCATIONS.”

•He actually laughs so hard he can’t breathe.

•Then immediately crawls across the couch to grab your face.

“Okay,” he says, still laughing,

“just so we’re SUPER clear now-”

•Kisses you directly on the mouth.

“Boyfriend. Dating. Romantic. In love with you.”

•You’re bright red.

•Dick thinks this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him.

⸻

Jason Todd

• Jason absolutely assumed you knew.

•Because from his perspective:

•you wear his hoodies

•you sleep at his place

•he threatens people for disrespecting you

•you’ve made out multiple times

•Clearly:

Relationship.

• But you’re an overthinker.

•So every time something romantic happens you internally go:

Don’t assume. Don’t ruin the vibe. Stay calm.

•The realization happens when Roy casually says:

“So how long have you two been together now?”

•You immediately answer:

“Oh we’re not together-“

•Jason:

“…What.”

•Roy:

“…WHAT.”

•You panic immediately.

“I MEAN-unless-“

•Jason is staring at you like his soul just left his body.

“Baby.”

“DON’T BABY ME RIGHT NOW.”

“I literally told a guy at a bar you were my girl.”

“I thought that was… metaphorical.”

•Jason actually puts his hands over his face.

“How are you alive.”

•Then he starts laughing.

HARD.

“Oh my god,” he says between laughs,

“you really thought I was just casually obsessed with you.”

•You hide in your hoodie immediately.

His hoodie.

•Jason notices. Smirks.

“You know normal friends don’t share apartments keys either, right?”

Silence.

“…oh my god.”

⸻

Tim Drake

•Tim honestly can’t blame you because he ALSO never formally asked.

• But he thought the relationship progression was obvious.

•You:

•have toothbrushes at each other’s places

• share passwords

• nap together

•hold hands constantly

•went to a wedding together

• Tim categorized this as:

Relationship Acquired.

•You categorized it as:

Extremely emotionally intimate friendship.

•The moment happens because Kon asks:

“Wait, did you never ask them out officially?”

•Tim pauses.

“..I thought I did.”

• You immediately look over.

“You WHAT.”

•Tim starts mentally replaying every interaction you’ve ever had.

“I said ‘you’re my favorite person.’”

“THAT ISN’T A CONFESSION.”

“I BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS.”

“AS A FRIEND???”

•Tim puts his head in his hands.

“This explains SO MUCH.”

“LIKE WHAT?”

“WHY YOU LOOKED PANICKED EVERY TIME I HELD YOUR HAND.”

•You whisper:

“I thought I was imagining things…”

• Tim looks up immediately.

“…Wait, you LIKE liked me?”

“YES???”

⸻

Damian Wayne

Actually offended you thought he behaved this way platonically

•Damian is NOT naturally affectionate.

•Which means from his perspective, this should have been EXTREMELY obvious.

• He:

•seeks you out voluntarily

•touches you first

•allows prolonged physical affection

•lets you hold Titus

• says “beloved”

•In Damian Language this is basically a marriage certificate.

•Meanwhile you:

He’s just… intense.

• The realization happens when you say:

“You’ll make someone really happy one day.”

•Damian stops walking.

• Slowly turns around.

“…Excuse me?”

“What?”“What do you mean ‘someone’?”

•You blink.

“Your future partner?”

•Damian stares at you in complete disbelief.

“Beloved. We are together.”

You laugh nervously.

“Wait, seriously?”

He looks genuinely disturbed now.

“You believed I was behaving this way PLATONICALLY?”

“YOU NEVER ASKED.”

“I ALLOWED YOU IN MY PERSONAL SPACE.”

“…that’s fair actually.”

•Damian pinches the bridge of his nose.

“I have called you ‘my love’ repeatedly.”

“I thought you were being poetic.”

Long silence.

Then:

“…Father was correct. You are catastrophically oblivious.”

But later that night?

•He’s noticeably clingier.

• Hand on your waist.

•Pulling you closer.

“The bigger the better.”

Batboys x Reader:Dad bod

So… i was on a role with posting then i had to go to the hospital because i had high blood pressure.I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HAE PREGNANCY!!!!!!!!!!! Always wrap it before you tap it guys😭😭

Bruce Wayne

Bruce pretends not to notice the changes at first the softened waistline, broader stomach, thicker chest.

• But the suit tells the truth. It’s tighter. He grunts about it.

• Alfred gently suggests “perhaps a new cut, sir,” which is butler-speak for you’ve gained weight, Master Bruce.

• Bruce is… surprisingly self-conscious.

He’s used to being peak physical form; fatherhood slowing him down wasn’t in the plan.

• When he changes and you walk by, you stop.

You look him up and down slowly.

• He freezes.

“What?”

• You say it casually:

“You look good.”

• He raises a brow, suspicious.

“Good?”

• You step closer, touch the softened part of his stomach and smirk:

“Hot, actually.”

• Bruce’s brain short-circuits.

• From that point on, he still works out… but not to “fix” the dad bod.

More like maintenance.

He secretly loves that you like this softer, more human version of him.

⸻

💙 DICK GRAYSON

• Dick doesn’t even notice he’s getting softer.

He blames the dryer for shrinking his shirts.

• It’s not until he tries an old acrobat move and pulls something that he realizes:

“Oh. I’m… squishier.”

• Dick spirals. Fully dramatic meltdown.

“Babe. Babe. I’m losing my abs. My abs are a family treasure.”

• You just stare at him and say,

“You’re even hotter like this.”

• He stops mid-rant.

“Wait, what?”

• When you poke his little dad-stomach and grin, his face lights up like the sun.

“Oh. OH. You’re into this?”

• Now he’s insufferable.

Flexing his dad bod on purpose.

Posing.

Leaning on counters with his shirt riding up like it’s a photoshoot.

• “You like this?”

• “Dick.”

• “No, no, say it again.”

• He becomes completely confident about it because you like it.

⸻

JASON TODD

Acts like he doesn’t care, absolutely cares

• Jason’s always been big, broad, muscled, intimidating.

• But fatherhood adds softness to him he’s not used to.

Thicker stomach, rounder sides, softer chest.

• He pretends he doesn’t mind.

“Who the hell cares? I’m strong.”

• But internally?

He wonders if you’ll still find him attractive now that he’s not all hardened lines and scars.

• One night he’s changing and you walk in and go completely silent.

• “What?” he snaps, too sharp from insecurity.

• You walk up, put your hands on his stomach, squeeze, and whisper:

“This is ridiculously sexy,”

• Jason’s ears turn red.

• “You’re joking.”

“Nope.”

• He stares at you like he’s trying to process a new language.

• Later, when you’re on the couch, he lifts his shirt slightly and says quietly,

“You can… touch it, if you want.”

• He loves that you love it.

It makes him feel safe in his body for maybe the first time.

⸻

TIM DRAKE

• Tim’s dad bod creeps up on him.

Too much sitting at the computer. Too many late snacks.

Too many nights rocking a baby to sleep instead of doing cardio.

• He notices one day and panics privately.

“I’m losing muscle mass. Oh god. I’m… soft.”

• He assumes you won’t find it attractive.

Zero question in his mind.

• So when you catch sight of him shirtless and your pupils dilate, he freezes like prey.

• “You okay?” he stammers.

• You step closer, hands sliding around his softened waist.

“Tim… why are you hiding? This is hot.”

• His face goes scarlet.

“Hot? This? You’re serious?”

• You nod.

“Completely.”

• Tim doesn’t know what to do with this information. He blushes every time you touch him there.

• Eventually he relaxes about it because the person he trusts the most finds him attractive exactly as he is.

⸻

DAMIAN WAYNE

• Damian is meticulous about his body.

Routine, training, discipline -they’re part of who he is.

• So when fatherhood softens him slightly thicker waist, broader torso, a faint curve to his stomach -he is offended.

• “Tt. This is a temporary fluctuation.”

• You walk by while he’s shirtless one morning and pause.

He tenses immediately.

“Do not-“

• You poke the tiniest hint of softness and smirk.

“You look good.”

• Damian stares at you like you insulted him and complimented him at the same time.

• “You find this appealing?”

• “Very.”

• He goes silent. That deep, thoughtful silence that means he’s processing something uncomfortable.

• Later, when you’re sitting together, he rests a hand over his softened abdomen and mumbles,

“If you enjoy it… then it is acceptable.”

• Translation:

He secretly loves that you desire him in every form.

• He doesn’t let himself go, but he stops obsessing.

Because you’ve taught him something new:

“Bullseye!”

Ive got my spark back! I genuinely enjoy writing again.Fun fact i was TERRIBLE at English at school,failed in consistently 😔.Why the actual hell are childlock things so hard to open, like Jesus Christ.

Batboys x Reader; kicking them in the balls

Bruce Wayne

Grim silence. Internal agony. External stoicism.

It was an accident-maybe a sleepy leg twitch in bed or a mistimed training maneuver. Either way, you connect. Clean.

He freezes. Shoulders tense.

“…I’m fine.”

No, he is not fine. He doubles over with the slow grace of a falling statue.

You panic.

“Oh my god, Bruce! Are you okay?!”

He waves you off with a breathless wheeze.

“It’s nothing. I’ve been stabbed before.”

“Yeah, but this is worse.”

He gives you a look. You give him ice. And maybe something sugary. He accepts both.

⸻

Dick Grayson

Reaction: Instant dramatic collapse. Will never let you live it down.

You were play-wrestling, he got cocky, and BAM - your knee goes rogue.

He drops like a sack of potatoes.

“BETRAYAL. IN MY OWN HOME.”

He’s lying on the floor moaning dramatically like he’s auditioning for Les Misérables.

“Babe… I see the light. Tell Alfred I fought bravely.”

You’re trying so hard not to laugh.

“Do you want an ice pack?”

“I want your eternal regret and cuddles. Also yes, ice.”

He brings it up at every family dinner for the next five years.

⸻

Jason Todd

Tough guy façade cracks in real-time

You’re straddling him, things are getting heated, and then your heel slips. Direct hit.

He gasps like he got shot again.

“Oh-holy sh-hang on-just-fuck-“

You’re mortified. He’s curled up like a shrimp.

“Jason?! I’m so sorry!”

He weakly raises a hand. “Not your fault. I was… unarmored.”

When he recovers, he teases you relentlessly.

“Can’t believe you tried to take me out. In the middle of foreplay.”

“You can’t joke about this.”

“Babe. You hit the Red Hood in his Red Hood.”

⸻

Tim Drake

Instant panic. Frozen like a shocked Roomba.

It was innocent. Maybe you turned over in bed too fast or dropped a knee during a cuddle.

He jerks, eyes wide.

“Did you just-oh my GOD.”

He topples over like a dying android.

You scramble to help but he waves you off while making tiny dying whale noises.

“Just give me a sec. Or like… 40 minutes.”

You bring him ice and apologetic forehead kisses. He stares up at the ceiling:

“I’ve been punched? shot and stabbed But nothing could prepare me for that.”

⸻

Damian Wayne

Utter betrayal. Like you dishonored his family.

It was mid-training. You did a spin kick. You weren’t supposed to connect. But you did.

Right in the Wayne heir-makers.

He drops with an expression of horror.

“Beloved… why?”

He’s clutching his pride, glaring like you just stabbed his sword collection.

“I thought we trusted each other…”

You rush to help him and he bats your hand away with his last ounce of pride.

“I shall recover alone.”

You find him later with an ice pack, muttering about “vengeance” and “emotional reparations.”

“Till death do us part.”

Been married to my husband for 4 years (5 this year) and not a day goes by where i truly understand the fact that i have a husband LMFAOO.Fun fact;we got married outside a McDonald’s and my husband has part of my vows tattooed on him!Dork.

Batboys X Reader:First day being married

Bruce Wayne

•The morning is quiet. Sunlight, minimal noise, the kind of stillness Bruce rarely allows himself.

•You’re both moving slower than usual - like the world hasn’t quite caught up yet.

•At some point, Alfred says,

“Good morning, Mrs. Wayne.”

Bruce goes completely still.

•He doesn’t react outwardly, but something shifts behind his eyes.

•Later, when it’s just the two of you, he says it for the first time:

“…My wife.”

• Not loud. Not performative. Almost like he’s testing how it feels in his mouth.

• You look at him.

“Yeah?”

•He steps closer, hand settling at your waist - more certain than yesterday.

•“It suits you,” he says quietly.

• You call him “husband” later, teasing, light - and that’s what gets him.

•His expression softens in a way that’s rare, almost private.

•He repeats it once under his breath later that day:

“My wife.”

Not for you.

For himself.

⸻

Dick Grayson

• Dick wakes up before you, stares at you for a full minute, and then grins like he’s been handed the best secret in the world.

The SECOND you wake up:

“Good morning, wife.”

You blink at him. “…You’re really going to do that, huh?”

“Oh, I’m absolutely going to do that.”

He says it all day:

“My wife wants coffee.”

“My wife looks amazing.”

“Have you met my wife?” (to absolutely anyone.)

• It’s playful, but not shallow - there’s something real underneath it.

•When you call him “husband” back, he pauses just slightly every time.

•Not enough for it to be obvious, but enough that you notice.

•At one point, you say it softly, not joking:

“Hey… husband.”

• He looks at you like it just hit him all over again.

• Walks over, cups your face, and kisses you like he needs to ground himself.

“Yeah,” he murmurs.

“I like that.”

⸻

Jason Todd

Acts casual. Is not casual.

•Jason wakes up like normal -stretches, grumbles, runs a hand through his hair.

•Then he sees you, remembers, and just… stops for a second.

•“…Huh.”

• You squint at him. “What?”

•He shrugs, trying to play it off.

“Nothing. Just- you’re my wife now.”

• Says it like it’s not a big deal.

It is a huge deal.

•He doesn’t repeat it constantly like Dick, but when he says it, it’s deliberate.

•You call him “husband” while handing him coffee.

• He freezes mid-reach.

“..say that again.”

You smirk. “Husband.”

•He exhales through his nose, half a laugh, half disbelief.

• Later, he pulls you closer on the couch, arm around your shoulders, and mutters:

“Still not used to that.”

But he doesn’t let go for a long time.

⸻

Tim Drake

Tim wakes up, immediately remembers, and just… stares at the ceiling for a second.

“Okay. Okay. Married. That’s..yeah.”

When he sees you, he smiles -soft, a little dazed.

•”You say it first:

“Morning, husband.”

• He nearly drops whatever he’s holding.

“I-what-yeah. Right. That’s me.”

•He laughs awkwardly, runs a hand through his hair.

•When he tries to say it back, he stumbles:

“Morning, wi—…wife.”

• It takes him a few tries to get comfortable with the word.

•But once it settles?

He starts using it more quietly:

“My wife’s probably waiting for me.”

“I’ll ask my lady.”

Not flashy. Not performative.

Just… integrated.

Later that night, he says it naturally for the first time:

“Hey, my wife stole my hoodie again.”

You look at him.

He pauses.

Then smiles.

“Yeah,” he says softly.

“That sounds right.”

⸻

Damian Wayne

Damian wakes early, as always but he watches you for a moment longer than usual.

• There’s a weight to the word for him. Marriage isn’t casual. It’s binding.

•When you wake, he nods once, composed:

“Good morning… my wife.”

• It’s formal. Steady. Completely sincere.

• You raise a brow. “That sounded very official.”

• “It is,” he replies simply.

•When you call him “husband,” he stills slightly.

• Not surprised just… affected.

• He steps closer, hand resting at your waist.

“Say it again.”

You do.

He nods, satisfied, like something has aligned correctly.

• Throughout the day, he uses it sparingly but with intent:

“My wife prefers tea.”

“I will speak with my wife first.”

•it’s never casual - always deliberate.

• Later, when it’s just the two of you, he says quietly:

“We got matching tattoos.”

Batboys x Reader;costume party

No baby yet, im due in under 2 weeks.FINALLY!! Im so sick of this😭😭😭Sorry for disappearing.Been sitting on my ass eating cake.HAPPY PRIDE GAYS AND THEYS!! Based on me and husband we loveeee Halloween and dressing up

Bruce Wayne

Morticia & Gomez Addams

•Bruce is absolutely a Gomez.

•Sharp suit, slicked-back hair, dramatic devotion.

•He spends the entire night kissing your hand and acting like you’re the most fascinating person in the room.

• Everyone assumes the costumes were your idea.

•They weren’t.

•Bruce researched couples costumes for three weeks.

Hades & Persephone

• Bruce in dark formalwear.

• You in something beautiful and spring-themed.

•Somehow manages to make mythology look like a black-tie event.

Batman & Catwoman

•Only because everyone keeps suggesting it.

•Bruce is embarrassed the entire time.

•You think it’s hilarious.

⸻

Dick Grayson

Commits way too hard

Rapunzel & Flynn Rider

•Dick absolutely volunteers to be Flynn

• Spends the whole evening quoting the movie.

•Tries to recreate every pose.

•Gets kicked out of at least one photo booth.

Princess Bride

•You as Buttercup.

•Dick as Westley.

•Dramatically:

“As you wish.”

Every ten minutes.

•The entire night.

Robin Hood & Maid Marian

• Dick loves costumes that let him be athletic and flirt simultaneously.

•Somehow turns the party into live theater.

⸻

Jason Todd

Refuses at first. Ends up winning the costume contest.

Han Solo & Leia

•Jason complains the whole time.

• Secretly loves it.

•Walks around with his arm around your shoulders all night.

“We’re not doing couple poses.”

•Five minutes later he’s doing couple poses.

Beauty & the Beast

•Specifically because everyone tells him he’d make a good Beast.

•Offended.

•Then realizes they’re right.

The Mummy (Rick & Evie)

•This is PEAK Jason

•Sarcasm.

•Protective husband energy.

•He actually enjoys this one.

⸻

Tim Drake

Nerd. Massive nerd.

Howl & Sophie

•Tim immediately suggests this.

•Claims it’s because it’s a good movie.

•It’s actually because he wants an excuse to wear the dramatic coat.

Peter Parker & MJ

•Casual.

•Easy.

•Comfortable.

•Tim appreciates not having to wear something ridiculous.

Link & Zelda

•Tim spends weeks researching game-accurate details.

•You accidentally create a line of people wanting photos.

⸻

Damian Wayne

Takes costume accuracy personally

Romeo & Juliet

•Damian thinks this is cultured.

•Everyone else thinks it’s hilarious watching him recite Shakespeare seriously.

Anastasia & Dimitri

•He secretly likes the aesthetic.

•Will deny it under oath.

Aragorn & Arwen(Lord of the rings)

•Damian takes one look at the costumes and decides they’re perfect.

•Noble.

•Elegant.

•Slightly dramatic.

•Exactly his taste.

•If someone compliments your costume:

“Thank you.”

• If someone compliments his costume:

“If he eat my ass,he’s a bottom feeder.”

Batboys x reader:Ass eating headcannons./How likely they would be to do it

The freaky headcannons are back!!!😈trying a new writing style do yall like it?

Bruce Wayne

When you first suggested getting your ass eaten,Bruce looked at you like you were insane.

He did it-Obviously- because he loves you but he doesn’t enjoy it as much as pussy eating.He thinks of it as a chore.

“God help me,Ass up.”

5/10- Only does it because he loves you.

Dick Grayson

When you suggest it , his eyes light up.If he had a tail it would be wagging.When it comes to pleasuring you he is down to do anything and i mean ANYTHING.

He eats your ass like its an art form, he enjoys it more than you.Still prefers pussy eating but only slightly.

“Come here,let me eat you like a buffet.”

9/10-He would get DOWN.

Jason Todd

When you suggested it, he started at you blankly before smirking and looking at you like he wanted to fuck you all night and day.

He was so into,you would think he suggested it. He is sloppy and rough but god does it feel good. Your bedroom would be destroyed.

“Eat it?Oh sweet heart,im going to devour your ass.”

10/10-best night of his life.

Tim drake

When you suggested it, he was confused,so confused.He sighs and runs his hands through his hair.

“Get on the bed,let me try.”

Doesn’t particularly like it, buttt he lovess pleasuring you and making you cum over and over.Because he loves you.

6/10-That man loves you from your scalp to your crack.

Damian Wayne

When you suggested it, he looked at you for a while until his face crinkled in disgust and he let out a deep sigh.

Weeks and weeks go by, Of you constantly begging and Damian constantly telling you how unhygienic it is.One night, Damian comes home stressed and you can tell by the look in his eyes.Tonight is going to be rough.

He destroys,ruins you.

He makes you cum until all you can see is the back of your eye lidd