Listen, Oblivious/overthinker reader
Reader have no idea that they're dating the batboys for a quite some time already, although reader does hope for it, they just thought that the batboys being so nice to them, while the batboys waiting for reader to be ready to do couple stuff, they just thought reader is shy đ
I been thinking this for a while now
Reader: what you mean we're dating?!?!
Batboys: we've been dating for a while now???
âI like you so much, and you donât even know it.â
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Batboys x Reader: clueless Reader
The âexclusive relationshipâ was IMPLIED, apparently
â˘Bruce thought things were very clear.
â˘you spend most nights at the manor
⢠he takes you to galas
â˘Alfred refers to you as âMr. Wayneâs partnerâ
â˘Bruce literally kisses you goodbye before meetings
â˘So naturally he assumes:
yes, this is my significant other.
â˘Meanwhile youâre spiraling internally every day.
â˘Because Bruce Wayne is:
â˘resting his forehead against yours when tired
â˘But heâs never technically said:
âWill you be my partner?â
Maybe heâs just emotionally confusing.
â˘The realization happens because someone at a gala says:
âYou and your boyfriend make a lovely couple.â
â˘Bruce looks over immediately.
â..Weâve been exclusive for eight months.â
â˘You almost choke on your drink.
â˘Bruce is now deeply confused.
*âYou sleep in my bed.â
âPEOPLE KISS CASUALLY SOMETIMES-â
â˘Bruce just stares at you like your operating system is corrupted.
⢠Then realization slowly dawns on him.
ââŚYou genuinely didnât know.â
⢠You hide your face immediately.
âI thought you were being nice because you liked me as a person.â
â˘Bruce physically has to sit down.
â˘Because somehow this is more stressful than fighting Bane.
Actually devastated you didnât know
â˘Dick is the MOST affectionate naturally.
â˘So this misunderstanding gets BAD.
â˘cuddles you constantly
â˘introduced you to the Titans
Heâs probably just emotionally open.
â˘Dick genuinely thinks youâre just shy about labels.
â˘One day he casually says:
âMy girlfriendâs coming over later.â
âYou didnât know we were dating?!â
âI THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST REALLY FRIENDLY.â
â˘Dick falls backwards onto the couch dramatically.
âI HELD YOUR FACE AND TOLD YOU I ADORED YOU.â
âYEAH BUT YOUâRE DICK GRAYSON. YOU SAY THINGS.â
â˘Heâs losing his mind now.
âI TOOK YOU ON ROMANTIC ROOFTOP DINNERS.â
⢠âI THOUGHT YOU WERE TESTING LOCATIONS.â
â˘He actually laughs so hard he canât breathe.
â˘Then immediately crawls across the couch to grab your face.
âOkay,â he says, still laughing,
âjust so weâre SUPER clear now-â
â˘Kisses you directly on the mouth.
âBoyfriend. Dating. Romantic. In love with you.â
â˘Dick thinks this is the funniest thing thatâs ever happened to him.
⢠Jason absolutely assumed you knew.
â˘Because from his perspective:
â˘you sleep at his place
â˘he threatens people for disrespecting you
â˘youâve made out multiple times
⢠But youâre an overthinker.
â˘So every time something romantic happens you internally go:
Donât assume. Donât ruin the vibe. Stay calm.
â˘The realization happens when Roy casually says:
âSo how long have you two been together now?â
â˘You immediately answer:
âOh weâre not together-â
â˘You panic immediately.
â˘Jason is staring at you like his soul just left his body.
âDONâT BABY ME RIGHT NOW.â
âI literally told a guy at a bar you were my girl.â
âI thought that was⌠metaphorical.â
â˘Jason actually puts his hands over his face.
â˘Then he starts laughing.
âOh my god,â he says between laughs,
âyou really thought I was just casually obsessed with you.â
â˘You hide in your hoodie immediately.
â˘Jason notices. Smirks.
âYou know normal friends donât share apartments keys either, right?â
â˘Tim honestly canât blame you because he ALSO never formally asked.
⢠But he thought the relationship progression was obvious.
â˘have toothbrushes at each otherâs places
â˘went to a wedding together
⢠Tim categorized this as:
â˘You categorized it as:
Extremely emotionally intimate friendship.
â˘The moment happens because Kon asks:
âWait, did you never ask them out officially?â
⢠You immediately look over.
â˘Tim starts mentally replaying every interaction youâve ever had.
âI said âyouâre my favorite person.ââ
âTHAT ISNâT A CONFESSION.â
âI BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS.â
â˘Tim puts his head in his hands.
âThis explains SO MUCH.â
âWHY YOU LOOKED PANICKED EVERY TIME I HELD YOUR HAND.â
âI thought I was imagining thingsâŚâ
⢠Tim looks up immediately.
ââŚWait, you LIKE liked me?â
Actually offended you thought he behaved this way platonically
â˘Damian is NOT naturally affectionate.
â˘Which means from his perspective, this should have been EXTREMELY obvious.
â˘seeks you out voluntarily
â˘allows prolonged physical affection
â˘In Damian Language this is basically a marriage certificate.
⢠The realization happens when you say:
âYouâll make someone really happy one day.â
âWhat?ââWhat do you mean âsomeoneâ?â
âYour future partner?â
â˘Damian stares at you in complete disbelief.
âBeloved. We are together.â
He looks genuinely disturbed now.
âYou believed I was behaving this way PLATONICALLY?â
âI ALLOWED YOU IN MY PERSONAL SPACE.â
ââŚthatâs fair actually.â
â˘Damian pinches the bridge of his nose.
âI have called you âmy loveâ repeatedly.â
âI thought you were being poetic.â
ââŚFather was correct. You are catastrophically oblivious.â
â˘Heâs noticeably clingier.
Like heâs making EXTRA sure you understand now.