Hey Kiki. Mal has some questions for you and I promised that I would ask you. So here they go: 1. How do you drive cat sitters away? It's impressive and my humans keep talking about a trip they have planned and I think that if I can figure out how to get rid of cat sitters, they may not leave me. So spill, lady! How'd you do it? 2. Hey gurrrl, you single? I got some moves I want to show you. 3. Do you ever come out to California? We should hook up.
Hi Mal! I've heard a lot about you! You do good work, my friend.
Okay, here goes:
1) In my experience, the best way to drive cat sitters away is to be frightened and upset, and yowl at them from a distance. I'm not sure why it works, but it worked for me after only 4 days! Try it and see how it goes!
2) WHY THE VERY IDEA HOW DARE YOU (meet me in the alley at 2:00 am)
3) Now that my human has to take me with her where ever she goes, I might end up there some day!
