#clb-kitty

“Keeping up with demand. You know? You’ve gotta practice and maintain everything while focusing on your main positions. Taking on board criticism and using that to your advantage to improve. It’s nothing short of shit. I could be spending that time going out and putting myself in situations that could result in scandals. But no. I don’t even get the opportunity to cause trouble. Seems unfair in my opinion. Pray for my sanity.”

“Hm… Just; Choke.”

(╯◕_◕)╯: tell me a funny party story

“Just before Christmas, the hosts of the party had already set presents around the room–assumed aesthetic and all–and I remember being wasted to the extent I got offended at the prospect of Santa coming too early. So in my drunken haze, I thought it’d be a good idea to seek out the fire place, and attempt to squeeze inside to climb up to the chimney, in hopes I’d catch him. Lord only knows what I was planning in the event I did. Can one casually give Santa a piece of their mind? Needless to say, I was restrained before I could get anywhere near the roof.”