Feb 26, 2015
Dogs don't want to give me hugs.
Just yesterday I saw the cutest dog *ever*. I asked the owner if I could pet it and they said yes. So, there I was, all pumped to pet the dog, I put my hand on its head, a little back and forth rub (you know, some class A affection up in here!) and them it BIT ME. BITE! I scowled at the dog, because a dog's feelings get hurt by scowls (-.-) and then tried again (because I'm stupid) and this time I went all in. I WAS READY TO GO!! (COMMANDO MODE, BIATCHES) I swooped down and hugged the dog. What happened? It bit me. AGAIN. HARDER!! FREAKING BIT ME *AGAIN* I was *trying* to give you AFFECTION Dog!!!!! Urgh
