#class1b

hmmmm,, this wizard can't seem to get a certain knight out of his head

based on this post:

Not gonna lie, I spent a few hours trying to figure out Japan’s logistics in my mind. According to the BNHA wiki, only Todoroki, Bakugo and Midoriya were born in Musutafu, which is a fictional prefecture supposedly near Shizuoka. Besides them, only Jirou and Tokoyami live in Shizuoka. So, here is the problem: while the public transportation in Japan is good, it still is a big stretch to say that all UA students are able to commute to school-home everyday, especially when considering that the typical school day has a duration of at least 8.am till 4pm (which is the average school day without counting clubs, which aren’t so common at UA. However, if we take in consideration that the students are seen going home as the sun sets in the first season, just after the first combat lesson from All Might- early spring, going by the Japanese school calendar-, it's solid evidence that school days can go until roughly 6pm.).

Some of the first year students, like Shouji, live in Fukuoka, in the Kyushu region. The train(the public transportation train, not to be mistaken for the bullet train, which is too expensive to be taken on a regular basis) takes at least 5 hours to go from one city to the other. Kamakiri from 1-B is even worse, as he lives in Nagasaki. Just the trip from Nagasaki to Shizuoka takes approximately 7 hours by public transport and 5 by bullet train. 

Uraraka, the only student who gets explicitly confirmed to be living in an apartment without her parents, was born in the Mie prefecture. A quick google search confirms that a train ticket (the fastest method between car, bus and train) takes a bit more than 2 hours on the trip (quick fun fact:a Shinkansen pass with the duration of 7 days costs 50k yen, which roughly translates to 336 dollars!)

Here the bullshit gets worse: Iida, Hagakure, Sero, and Ojiro from 1-A, Shoda, Bondo and Kaibara from 1-B are all said to be born in Tokyo prefecture, and not a single one of them is mentioned to be living without their parents or in apartments closer to UA. Iida also implies that he still lives with his parents(before the dorms, of course). The trip from Tokyo to Shizuoka is said to take around 2 hours and approximately 20 minutes, so, unless every single one of them wakes up at least 5:40 am (not even counting the time it takes to eat breakfast, wear the uniform, exit the house and walk to the station), they won’t be able to make to UA at 8:00 am.

Not to mention, of course, that Iida canonically is a big nerd who always gets to school early, so-

Assuming the heroics classes are consistent and the students leave school around 6pm, and estimating a rough timing of 10 minutes to go to the train station, and another 10-minute walk to their homes:

6.pm + 10-minute walk + 2:20 of train ride + 10-minute walk = 8:40pm

(note: Musutafu is speculated to be in the eastern region of Shizuoka, having direct connection to the sea. It means it shares borders with Kanagawa, and potentially has a direct connection with Yamanashi. Tokyo is directly north of Kanagawa, so in theory, is one of the closest prefectures geographically. It can’t be actually confirmed due to Musutafu being a pure fictional location. The rest of the students, except for the ones that live in Aichi(Yanagi, Yaoyorozu and Asui) and Nagano, which also share a direct border with Shizuoka,)

In conclusion: unless at least 80% of the first years already live in Shizuoka (or Musutafu, actually), they would have less than 10 hours to sleep, study, train, interact with family and friends and take care of their basic necessities. 

so todoroki has killed Dabi

deku is going to kill afo

so this is where it gets interesting

what if each kid from 1A ( class 1b and additionally shinsou) kills a member of the LOV

ochaco kills toga

bakugo kills shigaraki

tokoyami or kirishima kills mr.compress ( is that mf dead yet I forgot)

tokoyami or shinsou kills that reptile bitch

its all coming together

edit: then plus this is supposably character development ( fucking trauma) so why WOULDN'T this happen.

also keep in mind one of horikoshis favorite mangas are naruto. ring a bell

one of each naruto character took down an akatsuki, is this making sense?

plus todoroki killing his older brother? for fucks sake

its right infront of our face

more data/proof

aizawa and present mic

kakashi and gai

hes crossing some traits from naruto into the show why wouldnt he go with this rout?

You Ever Seen Anything More Homosexual? {BNHA Chatfic}

~Chapter 1~

this is your brand new shiny server! 

to get it started, invite some friends! 

Tenya Iida added 15+ people to Class 1-A

Tenya Iida: Welcome, Class 1-A! This chat is for homework and school related purposes only! Everyone must be respectful at all times. And don’t text in class! 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh! This is going to be fun! 

Ochaco Uraraka: Agreed! 

Denki Kaminari: gasp

Hanta Sero: gasp

Mina Ashido: gasp

Eijiro Kirishima: I would gasp but Bakubro’s looking at me like he’ll kill me if I do- 

Katsuki Bakugo: Damn straight. 

Denki Kaminari: gay* 

Katsuki Bakugo: Fuck you, Dunce Face. 

Denki Kaminari: No thanks ill leave that to my boyf 

Eijiro Kirishima: oh you better run- 

Toru Hagakure: Who’s scream was that? 

Hanta Sero: BAKUBRO STOP CHASING MY BOYFRIEND 

Katsuki Bakugo: HE DESERVES IT

Eijiro Kirishima: I tried to keep him contained, ok… 

Mina Ashido; Its ok, buddy 

Eijiro Kirishima: ᕙ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)ᕗ

Tsuyu Asui: That was definitely Kaminari this time. 

Mina Ashido: Agreed. 

~~3 hours later~~ 

Mina Ashido changed Mina Ashido’s name to To CUM or not to CUM

To CUM or not to CUM: perfect. 

Tenya Iida: Ashido, that is very inappropriate! 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Tenya Iida’s name to Gotta go fast 

Gotta go fast: … 

To CUM or not to CUM: ( ͡❛ 👅 ͡❛)👌

Denki Kaminari: This is already a beautiful chat- ( ͡🔥 👅 ͡🔥)👌

To CUM or not to CUM changed Denki Kaminari’s name to My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Mina, why. 

To CUM or not to CUM: Why not-

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Why tho-

To CUM or not to CUM: Why not- 

Katsuki Bakugo: FUCKING STOP YOU EXTRAS

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to Boom Boom Hands

Boom Boom Hands: You’ve got ten seconds to run, Spark Plug 

Kyoka Jiro: Oh I am filming this- 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: zoOOM- 

Eijiro Kirishima: Bakubro, pls stop. 

Boom Boom Hands: no, he deserves it 

Eijiro Kirishima: plsssssssssssssss

Boom Boom Hands: …

Eijiro Kirishima: I’ll send the photo if you don’t stop. 

Boom Boom Hands: Fucking fine-

To CUM or not to CUM: 👀

Eijiro Kirishima: Don’t read into it, Mina, please. 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Eijiro Kirishima’s name to Hard as a Rock 

Hard as a Rock: I feel like I’ll get something dirty from this- 

Gotta go fast: Ashido! 

To CUM or not to CUM: Gotta go- 

Hard as a Rock: sigh. 

Boom Boom Hands: Oh look. You broke Shitty Hair 

Gotta go fast: Please get off your phones and begin heading to class as we have 15 minutes until it begins. 

Hard as a Rock: yes, Dad 

To CUM or not to CUM: yes, Dad

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: yes, Dad 

Hanta Sero changed Hanta Sero’s name to Bondage I C

Bondage I C: yes, Dad 

Ochaco Uraraka: yes, Dad

Toru Hagakure: yes, Dad 

Kyoka Jiro: yes, Dad 

Boom Boom Hands: Fucking stop. 

~~After school~~ 

To CUM or not to CUM changed the chat name to Class 1-Gay

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: NBDKSDJGUKV

Bondage I C: The lady’s not wrong- 

Boom Boom Hands: What the fuck? I’m not gay. 

Hard as a Rock: 👀

To CUM or not to CUM: KIRI! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Hard as a Rock: 🤐

To CUM or not to CUM: SGNSVBIHEL

Boom Boom Hands: Jesus fuck Pinky, calm your bitch ass down. 

Kyoka Jiro changed Kyoka’s Jiro’s name to EarphoneJackass

EarphoneJackass changed Hard as a Rock’s name to HardandComing

EarphoneJackass changed Ochaco Uraraka’s name to Fuck Gravity 🖕

EarphoneJackass changed Gotta go fast’s name to YouWannaSeeSomeRealSpeedBitch

Fuck Gravity 🖕: I don’t know how to feel about this- 

To CUM or not to CUM: EMBRACE IT 

HardandComing: ... huh 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Tsuyu Asui’s name to Ribbitch 

Ribbitch: Why is this my name…? Mina?

To CUM or not to CUM: *whistles innocently* 

Bondage I C: Whos left to be subject to new nicknames? 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: You make it sound like a bad thing

EarphoneJackass: That’s because it is, fucktard 

Boom Boom Hands changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to Icy Spicy

To CUM or not to CUM: PREPARE FOR THE NICKNAMES

HardandComing: oh no-

Ribbitch: prepare yourselves everyone 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Yuga Aoyama’s name to All that glitters is a baguette 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s name to Revelry in the Birbs 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Rikido Sato’s name to Cooking by the book

To CUM or not to CUM changed Minoru Mineta’s name to On thin ice

To CUM or not to CUM changed Toru Hagakure’s name to Now you see me Now you don’t 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to Bones go BRRRR 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Mashirao Ojiro’s name to *Insert Furry Joke Here* 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Mezo Shoji’s name to Tentacle Porn 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to Craftingtable 

To CUM or not to CUM: I think that’s everyone? 

Now you see me Now you don’t: beautiful, as always… 

HardandComing: 👀

EarphoneJackass: dms. now. 

HardandComing: Which one? 

EarphoneJackass: Hagakure. 

HardandComing: Aight, then goodbye- 

private chat: EarphoneJackass and Now you see me Now you don’t  

EarphoneJackass: Look- 

EarphoneJackass: Y’ain’t slick  

Now you see me Now you don’t: I’m a useless lesbian- OKAY!

EarphoneJackass: Felt that 

EarphoneJackass: But i think you should tell her

Now you see me Now you don’t: Are you kidding? She’s totally straight! 

EarphoneJackass: Mina’s like my best friend 

EarphoneJackass: We made out once 

EarphoneJackass: She definitely isn’t straight. 

Now you see me Now you don’t: Why would she want to be with someone she can’t even see? 

EarphoneJackass: We aren’t doing this quirk insecurity bullshit. 

EarphoneJackass: If she doesn’t like you back, I’ll kick her ass

Now you see me Now you don’t: No need to do that, Jiro! 

EarphoneJackass: We’ll see… 

Group chat: You Ever Seen Anything More Homosexual

Boom Boom Hands: NO!

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: WHY NOT?!

Boom Boom Hands: BECAUSE LAST TIME I LET YOU IN THE KITCHEN, YOU ALMOST BURNT DOWN THE DORMS! 

HardandComing: Bakubro gives a good point- 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Betrayed by my own bro… 

HardandComing: Bro- 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Bro- 

Boom Boom Hands: Bro each other one more time and I’ll kill you both. 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: I bet Kiri wouldn’t mind thatfjsbvsoBSVSIVSA

Ribbitch: Holy mother of phrogs, Kirishima-kun just tackled him to the ground...  

Bondage I C: I’ll pick the dumbass up 

Boom Boom Hands: Fucking take him, we don’t want him. 

YouWannaSeeSomeRealSpeedBitch: All of you, get off your phones for an hour, and refrain from going on any devices at this time! Find something else to do! 

Boom Boom Hands: Fuck you, Iida

Fuck Gravity 🖕: Don’t insult dad! 

YouWannSeeSomeRealSpeedBitch: Dad? 

Fuck Gravity 🖕: Nevermind...  

Iida locked You Ever Seen Anything More Homosexual for 1 hour 

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