Bungo Stray Dogs x Assassination Classroom prompts
Like usual Imma just throw the idea here and run
• Yokohama’s Port Mafia decides to have a try at Koro’s assassination. Fifteen ys old executive Dazai Osamu is sent to enroll at Kunugigaoka’s class 3-E.
• he spends his first week pretty quietly, collecting intel on the target from his classmates, after confirming first thing that Koro-sensei’s condition wasn’t a Special Ability he could cancel.
• Devise backup plan: assesses that if the deadline comes too close, he just need to: have Chuya transfer in => do handshake greeting with Koro => immobilize him with gravity power => checkmate
• decide to hold on killing Koro to keep watching the ‘Assassination Classroom’ project, both out of personal curiosity and with scouting ulterior motive.
• At the end of the first week, he executes a flashy super smart assassination plan—which turn out a failure, but a close one—and he reveals his identity as a mafioso, setting his persona for the rest of the year.
• he makes it clear of everyone that he’s a trained professional in the criminal industry, with fluent handling of gun and knife, hand-to-hand combat, but also generously demonstrating his cheating hand talents (coin, cards, pickpocket…).
• have knowing discussions in pretend-complicity with Irina, which disturb everyone around. (TO MAKE IT CLEAR, Dazai isn’t a specialized assassin, and not pretending to be one: he’s being a mafiosa, aka a versatile member of organized crime.) So talk with Irina a bit about seduction (tho Dazai is more versed in sweet talking/scamming than in physical whoring), about infiltration, tricks and lies.
• he enjoys messing with Karasuma, governmental agent, with the fact that he’s a part of the criminal world as there’s nothing the PE teacher can do about it, first because of Koro and second because of Koro: the threat of Koro forcing the government to use whatever has a chance to kill him, including criminals, and because Koro sensei protect his students regardless of their past and motives.
• Dazai also makes something churn inside Koro with his teasing, highlighting that he is part of the same fucked up world as the teachers that the students don’t know. The Reaper used to be considered an alien among humans, but Dazai is the same—no, he’s the real deal.
• with the students: despite his mafioso persona putting him a step above and aside from all of them, he doesn’t enter the class rivalry for best assassin: he makes clear that yes, he knows how to fight, but no, he has no intention to become pro assassin level — his position is not in the front of the assassination attempts, he’s more in amused support and advices if requested. He be Dazai and whine and sleep to skip training. He’s respected, at the same time intimately terrifying and absolutely charming. He be playing the oddball to get their guard down: he’s not here to compete, he need good relationships for future scouting after all!
• Studying is easy (of course), but such a botheeeeer
• in front of the boys trying to include him in some salacious voyeur plan, Dazai would dramatically gasp and gawk that he’s a gentleman seeking a lady and wouldn’t have any part in this kind of behavior; however his cold eyes fail to hide for half a second his inhuman disgust at the hormonal teen pulsions.
• in the save or kill brawl, he stays neutral. Anyway he has every single intent to finish the job himself if the class fail, regardless of what they decide or of the threat Koro poses to the Earth or not: to him it’s a matter of money and Boss’ orders.
• (I got no idea wether he ends up meddling in Koro’s death or not)
• anyway opens door on a second fic on Karma and/or Nagisa being recruited into the Port Mafia and ending up involved in the bsd plot
*their rank would be that of good assassins, potentially punctual contract workers rather than subordinates, but not executive rank since u need a Special Ability to achieve that.
