the desire to head bonk people catstyle because i like them but the fear of it being interpreted as romantic because i swear to the stars it feels like humans will consider anything romantic
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the desire to head bonk people catstyle because i like them but the fear of it being interpreted as romantic because i swear to the stars it feels like humans will consider anything romantic

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my dream is to make otto sing the most cutesy, major key, positive, and loving songs. im going to make him sound ridiculous, just you wait till i get my paws on you otto
anxiety (?) is so ridiculous. itll really have you thinking "i have so many, too many simple shaped ocs... i must be a bad person because of this." and wholeheartedly mean it. like do you fucking hear yourself
bert shpuldve been a wizadd
(bert should've been a wizard)
wait why do we call it misgendering if pronouns don't equate to gender?

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i have a headcanon that berts creator installed a patch to censor berts foul mouth until they could find a way to either completely patch out the ability to swear, or change his personality entirely to be more pleasant. but bert escaped before they could do that so now he's stuck with this censorship. and it feels like a cruel reminder that he will never truly be free from his creator's control, no matter how far away he is from them. a reminder that he would have never been loved for who he was. not by them, at least.
i have another headcanon that could tie into this, too. he was constantly told and shown that he had to be nice, pleasant to be around. but fuck no, he was NOT going to tone himself down just because his creator wanted that. so he screwed on those horns on his head as a way of saying "i'm no angel, and no matter what tries to smother me, i will always be what i choose. it will never change the horns beneath." somethin' somethin' transgender
i don't like light switches because they turn on the light too fast, too sharp of a change. i much prefer light switches with brightness sliders because i can have the slider all the way down and can adjust easier