Compiled this for my friend @clairvoyant-shitposter because she wanted a corn love emote for memeing and she fucking paid me just now since she’s using it for everything through Nitro. So shout out to her for being a god damn gem of a human being.
(May the record also show that this is now officially my first commission. Now corn love is gonna follow me nearly as much as it follows her lmao)
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Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M is a pretty fitting theme for Ardyn and @clairvoyant-shitposter agreed, so I figured I’d make a parody for fun.
She told me to post it, so here it is. Warning for major spoilers.
There lived a certain man in Lucis long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Insomnia folks he was such a lovely dear
He could cure the Starscourge like a healer
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of ruler
People would desire
Ih-Ih-zunia
Brother of the Founder King
There was a cat that really was gone
Ih-Ih-zunia
Nifl’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He toured through Niflheim as carefree as could be
But his true ideals, was nothing Eos could see
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a guy to squeeze
For Aldercapt he was no wheeler dealer
Though he'd heard the things he did
He believed he was a trusted chancellor
Who would help them win
Ih-Ih-zunia
Brother of the Founder King
There was a cat that really was gone
Ih-Ih-zunia
Nifl’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder
This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
But the people begged, don't you try to do it, please
No doubt Izunia had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came
Ih-Ih-zunia
Brother of the Founder King
They put some poison into his wine
Ih-Ih-zunia
Nifl's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, I feel fine
Ih-Ih-zunia
Brother of the Founder King
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ih-Ih-zunia
Nifl's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
