#ckrpstarter

“Why would anyone spend their time ‘spreading Christmas joy for all to hear’ when they could just not?”

“Rich kids get the greatest gifts--some mother came into the shop earlier and asked if I would weld her son a full set of mockery armor in time for Christmas. Says he wants to practice being a knight when he grows up.”

“No one’s happened to see a very large, goofy-looking reindeer roaming around, have they? Sven’s gone and run off on me again...”

“The last thing I want is to push through another droll holiday season. Celebration feels hollow at a time like this.”

“Has anyone heard from Maleficent lately? I feel as though she’s a ticking time bomb, just waiting to go off.”

“Christmas is almost here and I haven’t even finished stealing--er, I mean, purchasing--all of my gifts yet!”

“So, has anyone started to do anything concerning the ever present darkness that we have now started to see as commonplace? Because I think we need to start planning for a war, since that seems to be where we’re heading. Maleficent seems ready, we should be as well. And if we are heading for a war, we probably want to get some new blood in the military forces.”