#cjrambles

i can't believe y'all are acting like mumbo "sus is short for sustainable" jumbo isn't the most chaotic force in the boatem village atm. mumbo "technically zero confirmed kills, let's duel to the death" jumbo. mumbo "i hid the tegg from myself somehow" jumbo. mumbo "selling my own potato siblings for a few spare diamonds" jumbo. delusional, all of you

i do have a deep appreciation of the narrative in tommy's vlog. he has a mentor (philza) and a chaotic best friend (wilbur) and a romantic interest he's doing it all for (college girl). he has a training arc. chaotic beach episode where he goes and eats several tubs of cotton candy. and then the ending, where it's revealed that the real prize is the friends he made along the way. cinematic masterpiece.

hello everyone! mcc is starting shortly so it's a great time to remind you NOT to spell out "m1necraft championship" (uncensored) in your posts/tags. adding that word will make it appear in the m1necraft tumblr tag and everyone there is just trying to play the game. they aren't interested in ccs, just the block game. please be mindful and respectful, and stick with "mcc" or "mc championship"

tfw you're in a meeting and your coworker accidentally cuts the rope by which your chair (a living animal) is suspended from the ceiling, sending you into the void

wilbur in limbo, mixing together bleach powder and developer: this is gonna look so fuckin' sick