#citrin log

[11:11] BZ: buzz buzz motherfucker.

[11:11] EC: Hello.

[11:11] EC: I have no idea who this is.

[11:11] EC: Who are you.

[11:11] BZ: i'm bored iz who i am.

[11:11] EC: Hello Bored.

[11:12] EC: It is a pleasure to meet you.

[11:12] EC: I am Orphus, Serkra.

[11:17] BZ: who the fuck...

[11:17] BZ: where are all theze new ppl coming from?

[11:18] EC: I <ame from three planets over the UU's <harted <ourse.

[11:18] EC: I have no idea where others are <oming from.

[11:18] EC: Or that there are others.

[11:19] EC: Asides from my half sister, Helena.

[11:19] BZ: THEY'RE COMIN' OUT OF THE WOODWORK, MY DUDE.

[11:19] EC: But it is my understanding that she goes to and from many pla<es.

[11:19] BZ: azzidez.

[11:19] BZ: o! well zure i know helena.

[11:20] EC: I had no idea so many individuals were migrating to this ship.

[11:22] EC: Its <lear that I am no individual in doing the same.

[11:22] BZ: yez. a great migration if i ever zaw one. like a beautiful flock of locuztz drawn to feeding groundz... deztroyin' cropz... gettin' in everyone'z hair and zhit...

[11:22] BZ: nature iz amazing.

[11:24] EC: I did not pi<ture it like that.

[11:24] EC: You have quite the imagination.

[11:24] BZ: thank u! i try.

[11:25] EC: You are wel<ome.

[11:25] EC: May I ask what your real name might be, Bored.

[11:26] BZ: how do you know my name izn't BORED??

[11:26] BZ: way to be prezumptuouz.

[11:27] EC: I assumed be<ause of your quirk you are troll and not human.

[11:28] EC: If you are human.

[11:28] EC: My apologies for thinking the name "Bored" is redi<ulous.

[11:33] BZ: I'M ZO OFFENDED!!

[11:33] BZ: BORED ZO OFFENDED.

[11:33] BZ: IZ MY FULL NAME.

[11:37] EC: Then that name is <ommited to memory.

[11:37] EC: From this time forward I will know you as Bored Zo Offended.

[11:39] BZ: thank you for rezpecting my identity.

[11:42] EC: You are wel<ome, Zo Offended.

[11:43] BZ: B)

[11:43] BZ: zo what bringz you here.

[11:44] EC: Other then to see my half sibling?

[11:44] EC: To experien<ing a time away from my <rew and <aptain.

[11:47] BZ: who dat.

[11:47] BZ: the crew and captain i mean.

[11:47] BZ: i know helena. that'z been EZTABLIZHED.

[11:48] EC: My <aptain and paternal <are giver, the formal rear admiral Duals<ar.

[11:48] EC: My <rew. His <rew to put it bluntly.

[11:49] EC: The <olle<tion of trolls dedi<ated to him and his <omand.

[11:49] EC: Those who admire his leadership qualities and have upmost faith in him.

[11:50] BZ: hahahahah lololol.

[11:50] BZ: lmao.

[11:50] BZ: fuck!!

[11:50] BZ: rear admiral.

[11:50] BZ: HAHAHA!!

[11:51] EC: I do not.

[11:52] EC: See what is so humorous.

[11:52] EC: **Former rear admiral.))

[11:57] BZ: A REAR ADMIRAL, FRIEND.

[11:57] BZ: REAR.

[11:57] BZ: ADMIRAL.

[11:58] BZ: AN ADMIRAL?? OF REARZ??

[11:59] EC: That is not the meaning of the term.

[11:59] EC: And I am fairly <ertain you are aware of that.

[12:00] BZ: lizten. i am bored zo offended and i am a man of zimple pleazurez.

[12:02] EC: Obviously very simple indeed.

[12:03] BZ: AND YOU'VE GOT A ZAZZY MOUTH!!

[12:04] EC: You learn to retort to sass when it is delt when you dwell with o<<asionally routy bounty hunters.

[12:14] BZ: cool ztory bro.

[12:15] EC: I know you are not being serious.

[12:15] EC: But thank you.

[12:21] BZ: 8)

[12:21] BZ: ur ZO welcome.

[12:22] EC: What a quaint fa<e you have made.

[12:24] BZ: ;0

[12:24] BZ: what do u think of that one??

[12:25] EC: I believe it is either meant to be teasing.

[12:25] EC: Or flirtatious.

[12:25] EC: And if the former.

[12:25] EC: We have only just intera<ted for the first time, and you should <urb yourself.

[12:27] BZ: I CANNOT BE TAMED.

[12:27] EC: <learly not.

[12:35] BZ: ( ( |

[12:35] BZ: what do u think of that?

[12:36] EC: Nonsense keyboard mashing.

[12:37] BZ: it'z my azz.

[12:37] EC: Of <ourse it is.

[12:37] EC: It looks rather two dimensional.

[12:37] EC: In other words.

[12:37] EC: Flat.

[12:39] BZ: yeah like your ZENZE OF HUMOR.

[12:39] BZ: alzo my azz iz nice and round thankz.

[12:39] EC: You only say that be<ause you are running out of banter.

[12:40] BZ: NO U.

[12:40] EC: Banter to attempt to "One up me" with.

[12:40] EC: <ase and point with that last <omment.

[12:40] BZ: LOL.

[12:40] BZ: i'm juzt trolling u. plz.

[12:41] EC: Trying.

[12:41] EC: And failing.

[12:43] BZ: OH LOOK AT ME I'M ORPHUZ ZERKRA AND I ZAZZ BOUNTY HUNTERZ AND I'M TOO GOOD FOR FRIENDLY MEMEING BETWEEN DUDEZ!!

[12:44] EC: This <onversation did not feel inherently friendly.

[12:44] EC: I still have no <lue as to your identity.

[12:44] BZ: ur mom izn't inherently friendly.

[12:44] EC: And you insulted my <aptain and Paternal figure.

[12:44] EC: And no.

[12:44] EC: She is not.