#circus meme

yes those are my monkeys. yeah they’re running the circus now. it’s their debut show tonight so please be nice. they learned those tricks just for this so please clap for them or they might throw shit at you. no i didn’t train them to do that, they started doing all this on their own. the big one’s the ringmaster, he’s calling the shots. no i won’t be stopping them. their tickets are sold out and they’ve been working so hard. of course i’m going to watch, i’ll be cheering them on in the front row, and not just because i’m dying to know how many monkeys can fit in that tiny car. you should come. yeah don’t worry i can get you in, i just need you to sign this waiver. what’s it for? oh it’s totally standard don’t worry about it, so is the armor gear. but it’s just in case, it’s usually fine as long as you don’t provoke them. where are you going