#circumsized

Dennis Whitaker's family was part of a church that still believed circumcision was as important as baptism for their covenant with God.

Jack Abbot is not circumcised.

Hi nonnie, no worries, you can ask me anything.

Yes, back in 2012 a female reporter asked Louis and Liam whether they were circumsized. There's so much wrong with it the question alone, and the reporter clearly had an eye out for Louis. Thankfully, Louis and Liam were pretty cheeky about it. It was also the interview that Harry suddenly crashed and snatched away the phone number the reporter gave Louis... Don't mess with jealous Harry!

Here's an article about it, giving a bit more context.

My friend who used to play GI Joe action figures with me just told me had became father to a baby girl today. When my eyes transmitted the information to the brain, I jumped a little in my seat. He added a picture of his newly-born diamond and himself hugging on a bed, and my mind time travelled to the mid 80s – rendering a cute picture of my godfather, who will be a very successful man in his future, smiling as if I were his new firstborn son, holding me in my parents' old house, my father - a product of the late 50s - sitting on a very old-fashioned sofa behind, his collared shirt is open and the chest hair celebrates all that is good in this decade and looking so cool like you don't give a fudge. Me myself, I am crying - but you can't really blame me - they just messed with my small manhood.

Nostalgia runs in my veins. I listen to songs and imagine what was happening when the song was recorded. When it was released. How people felt when they first spun it on the record player. Every song is a story, every lyric - an entire world. i had a relatively big fight with my dad yesterday and here i am witnessing the beautiful natural process of bringing babies to the world. my friend looks at his little bundle of joy with loving eyes that only a fresh father can have. I can talk about how fucked up my life is, how I have no real talent and skills that fit this quickly-evolving and very brutal job market. I can talk about the pain of feeling less than others all my life. I can talk about how I dream about having a wife. But instead, I choose to be happy for my friend, genuinely.

History will be kind to me for I intend to circumcise it -Winston Churchill

Circumsision is a nightmare from which I’m trying to awake - James Joyce