#chucktaylorupset

oh god babel. an ideology affirming morality play but for anti-imperialism by means of violent revolution. which hurts because the idea of "surprise, you have a secret older brother because your abusive dad has done this all before." is so juicy, and yet there's so little meat on the bone. i remember when the tired betrayal of the one white girl of the friend group happens i felt nothing because in that moment she was so clearly a cardboard standee and not a person. book so concerned with being right it fails to concern itself with being interesting.

for the i wish you would write a fic where blank meme

i don't even go here but i imagine as an immortal accidentally failing concussion protocol in casual conversation, i.e. failing to give a plausible birthdate, taking too long to give your current name, having an out of date idea of who is head of state, is a dead giveaway and a quick ticket to receiving a lot of unnecessary awkwardness and concern. Now imagine in the no longer queen's england in the year of our lord 2022 Hob has had the 'oh no that's not who the monarch/head of state' convo is like four separate times and panicked everytime until remembering, no, not his fault, the ringmasters of the clownshow have been tripping over themselves more frequently as of late

shotgunned all of an unauthorized fan treatise over the course of one evening. also, congrats on your bigolas dickolas moment

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Mutiples of six, for the deep fic writer asks meme

i'll not lie, you've picked a hard road to hoe (as in. the gardening tool) by picking wuvvy/rue and andhera/advisor but hey you've put in the work practicing the art of niche faves. personally i am here for the discussing of other ships and i LOVE wuvvy, can't wait for you to see the moments they get in ep 3 if you keep watching :33