#chrrpings

[6:09:19 PM] BRUCE: i must venture out....

[6:09:33 PM] BRUCE: i must scavenge for supplies in hopes that my dear queue will wake up...

[6:09:36 PM] BRUCE: i can't leave her here...

[6:09:37 PM] Sparrow: last night i prepped all these snacks..

[6:09:42 PM] Sparrow: ......all these snacks bruce..............

[6:09:46 PM] Sparrow: ...................and..........................

[6:09:51 PM] Sparrow: .........................the lag hit....................................

[6:09:58 PM] Sparrow: (this is like the opening for an RPG on gameboy color)

[6:10:05 PM] Sparrow: ..........the lag............ was awful...........

[6:10:13 PM] Sparrow: ............the snacks............long eaten.....................

[6:10:20 PM] Sparrow: .....................i even...........treated myself..............

[6:10:28 PM] Sparrow: .................to.................a...........mcrib.................

[6:10:39 PM] BRUCE: I've resorted to... watching game grumps whilst i wait......................... silently i hope rescue will arrive............. in the form of my mother cooking me dinner........................................................................................

[6:10:50 PM] Sparrow: game...........grumps............................

[6:10:59 PM] BRUCE: game.........................................................................

[6:11:08 PM] Sparrow: .......................grumps.................................................................................

[6:11:19 PM] BRUCE: you could say this game has me grumpy ha ha

[6:11:26 PM] Sparrow: ..............

[6:11:31 PM] Sparrow: ............bruce........................started.....................

[6:11:37 PM] Sparrow: ...............telling...............................jokes................................

[6:11:43 PM] Sparrow: i....................had to........................ kill him.......................

[6:12:02 PM] BRUCE: in a desperate hope to stop the pain, the everlasting hardships of the qu ue i...........................

[6:12:05 PM] BRUCE: resorted to bad puns.....................

[6:12:14 PM] BRUCE: jake turned on me........................................... my lover..........................................

[6:12:42 PM] Sparrow: .........i.................started with his arms................

[6:12:54 PM] Sparrow: ...............they tasted.................okay........................needed...................a...........lil................salsa.............................

[6:13:23 PM] BRUCE: i'm pretty sur ehe ate my fucking arms after i died................... fucking piece of shit........................... didn't even start with my dick.............................. what a fucking dick skipper...............................

[6:14:19 PM] Sparrow: ...............................wanted to..........save..........the dick............for if the queue...................went backwards....................or...................if my game crashed.............................couldnt..................bring myself...................to do it........................

[6:14:39 PM] BRUCE: fuck.............. i died and i didn't even........................................... get my butthole ate.................................

[6:15:45 PM] Sparrow: ..............couldnt decide........ between thigh..............or butthole..................... if i...........took the thigh............the butthole................... would have gone away...........................

[6:16:03 PM] Sparrow: ...........needed.............the meat...............bruce.............never really had much..............of a meaty butthole.............. anyway...................

[6:00:24 PM] BRUCE: I'M 421 NOW.

[6:00:25 PM] BRUCE: WHAT THE FUCK

[6:00:40 PM] Sparrow: 1763

[6:00:43 PM] Sparrow: PATRIOT

[6:00:54 PM] BRUCE: WHY IS THE QUEUE MOVING BACKWARDS

[6:00:57 PM] Sparrow: THE YEAR THOMAS DEFFERSON SIGNED THE CONSTITUTION OF INDEPENDENCE

[11:58:44 PM] Sparrow: imma get revenge on u

[11:58:46 PM] Sparrow: with so many cuddles

[11:58:48 PM] Sparrow: really tight ones too

[11:58:58 PM] Mikaruge: I hope it's naked ones

[11:59:09 PM] Sparrow: gonna be big spoon and squeeze ur stomach till u burp

[11:59:18 PM] Sparrow: thats how tight were talking

[11:59:33 PM] Mikaruge: I don't know if I should be aroused or laugh

[12:02:00 AM] Sparrow: laugh, im not into burping like that

[12:02:09 AM] Sparrow: but if you are thats cool i dont judge yo

[12:02:13 AM] Sparrow: ill burp u all day long

[12:04:55 AM] Mikaruge: OMG

[12:04:55 AM] Mikaruge: NO

[12:04:58 AM] Mikaruge: I MEANT THE SPOONING

[12:05:00 AM] Mikaruge: NOT THE BURPING