#christmasteeth

UHKF ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All you wanted elder Christmas were your two front teeth - and you got them! Your bottoms ones, that is! Your bottom left came in on the 15th, your bottom right on the 17th. Then your top left incisor came down the 26th with it's right buddy on the 31st! HAPPY# New Year, and to many more teeth, my naked mole rat!

why

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

ugh i just want geoff and michael being college roomates because college aus yes and they both have some classes with gavin and they're kind of like year this guy's a dumbass a cute dumbass whose new haircut looks great on but still,dumbass,and then cOLLEGE PARTY YEAH and gav is blitzed out of his skull and at the 'hey you got served coffee next to me once WE'RE BEST FRIENDS' stage so when he sees michael sitting down drinking on his own he's like hey hey michael! hey man how are y- oh there's your lap hey can i try on your hat how do i look am i as cute as you hey there's your hair let me put my hands in it wait did you just groan why are you hurt do you want me get my ass off of you by stretching out did i mis-put your hair do you want me to tug it back and michael's just trying not to squirm and accidently cum in his pants why is this dude on his lAP and he maneges to get gavin off of him and he kind of wonders around and finds geoff and a bunch of his friends playing the truth-or-dare variation of spin the bottle (in england it's called 'we're using a bottle as an exuse to make you do dumb things in front of teachers' and gets dropped after primary so we don't have a kissing-spin-the-bottle) and after a bit some dude calls out "hey gav,come join in" and he comes and sits near geoff and like straight away the bottle lands on him and he chooses dare and he's drunk enough that he both doesn't stop to think about language barriers and that he's willing to go the english vertion of pantsless when they tell him to do so and that's how geoff wakes up in the middle of the night to michael jerking off and ends up calling out to him saying "you're thinking about that gavin kid,aren't you?" and michael's suprised at geoff being awake and asking but he's so gone he's been trying not to get off over this dude all night but he just had to give in so he just nods and geoff moves over to him saying stuff like "did you see how short his fucking shirt was you could leave bruses from gripping onto his hips while you're fucking him and the whole fucking world would see it" and michael just whines and turns his head to fucking,he doesn't even know what,but suddenly geoff's there and he's able to tell that goeff's getting off too,and they're kissing whilst michaels cumming and geoff's moving to go on top of michael and they're kissing while he's cumming and michael's just like 'we have got to get this guy in on this' and i can't be arsed to put in breaks on this so here's a submission (for some reason as i types in 'arsed' brian cox appeared on my tv on QI wow so british)