Oct 4, 2016
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Chris how can u expect to yiff when I have never even seen a fursona from you....
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Chris how can u expect to yiff when I have never even seen a fursona from you....
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The Adventure Of The Dirty Memer Doge Dix and Pix were out for a pompous Valentine's walk on a dix that likes to pix. As they went, Pix rested his hand on Dix's dank tush. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pink, Dix was filled with romantic dread. "Do you suppose it's whimsical here?" he asked sexily. "You aggressive silly," Pix said, tickling Dix with his han banandler. "It's completely dicky." Just then, a hot dirty memer doge leapt out from behind a dixpix and fricked Pix in the booty. "Aaargh!" Pix screamed. Things looked heated. But Dix, although he was organic, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a memes and, like a pix that dix like a pix that have never dixed before, beat the dirty memer doge sadly until it ran off. "That will teach you to frick innocent people." Then he clasped Pix close. Pix was bleeding erotically. "My darling," Dix said, and pressed his lips to Pix's butt. "I love you," Pix said aggresively, and expired in Dix's arms. Dix never loved again. chrisopherr
genuine haiku from the real christopher neal cannot believe it
Two of my friends and I were trying to make plans to hang out. We started discussing possibilities at 6:42pm, argued multiple times, and left a trail of destruction in our wake. Four minutes before midnight we finally decided that we would hang out in the exact same way that we always do.
hmm your blog is kinda cute tho it got howl and a petal bg
thank u (◕‿◕✿) i like ur blog too cutie bee
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We stopped on our journey for ice cream and on a friend’s recommendation I got a chocotaco, but it had peanuts in it and I could’ve died so I paid two dollars for mortal doom.
i see you answered some of these you lil shit but 47-102 love you bae <3
47. Have you ever been high?
not really haaaaaaa
48. Have you ever been drunk?
nope
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
i can't really think of anything??
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Black and white!
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
ONLY EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
body like skin in general, and no, not my skin tone.
53. Favourite makeup brand?
I don't really have one! I like Covergirl??
54. Favourite store?
probably Forever21
55. Favourite blog?
um mine
56. Favourite colour?
teal and pink are killin me rn
57. Favourite food?
buffalo chicken wrap!!!
58. Last thing you ate?
banana split helllll yeah
59. First thing you ate this morning?
AN APPLE FRITTER FROM DUNKEN DONUTS
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
uhh yES I HAVE! I won my artistic in high school.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
In-school suspension in 5th grade for pulling the fire alarm oop
62. Been arrested? For what?
nahh
63. Ever been in love?
yahh
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
it was after winter formal in 9th grade and my boyfriend at the time walked me to my mom's car and gave me like the tiniest peck on the lips and i was just like internally screaming because i was so into the guy omfg but ye that it
65. Are you hungry right now?
not really
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
they are literally the same people
67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitterrr
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
tumblrrrr
69. Are you watching tv right now?
no!
70. Names of your bestfriends?
oops i have so many there's angela, arisa, allie, chris and ashley!!!!
71. Craving something? What?
attention fOREVER
72. What colour are your towels?
mine are light green!
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2!!!
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nah
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
oh well over 50 if you count my beanie babies that i've kept even after the moves.
75. Favourite animal?
tbh idk anymore! i was never into animals that much when i was little so i don't have a default but i like cats and dogs and foxes and skunks
76. What colour is your underwear?
pastel pink as if that is a surprise tbh
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
moose tracks!!!!
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
navyyy
80. What colour pants?
N/A
81. Favourite tv show?
currently, TEEN WOLF
82. Favourite movie?
so man y
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
um mean girls we don't acknowledge the sequel
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
damian omg
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
i really like the pelican
87. First person you talked to today?
i think it was chris?
88. Last person you talked to today?
chris again oops
89. Name a person you hate?
uhhhh arch nemesis from high school who will remain anonymous
90. Name a person you love?
colton haynes holy shit
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
not at all i am content
92. In a fight with someone?
no!!!
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
2 pairs of yoga pants!
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
i have 2 hoodies and probably like 10 sweaters oops
95. Last movie you watched?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier!!!!!!!!!!!!
96. Favourite actress?
WOW i don't know uhhhh??? i generally like sandra bullock??? idk i'm so bad with picking favorites
97. Favourite actor?
gdi that is hard too ummmmm lets go with Jensen Ackles, because he's pretty
98. Do you tan a lot?
never
99. Have any pets?
2 dumb fat cats and a parrot named Nacho!
100. How are you feeling?
tired! and i need to get up in like 7 hours OOPS
101. Do you type fast?
mostly yeah!
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
real talk WHO DOESN'T
1, 4, 5, 6, 8, 12, 14, 15, 16, 18, 22, 24-29, 90, 95, 96, aaaaannnd 120-130 c:
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
chris!!
4. Are you easy to get along with?
i think so!!!! 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
oops but 100% yes!
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
cUTE FUNNY BOYS AND GIRLS tbh everyone who is genuine and funny like i'm yours son
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
tbh sHERLOCK
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
ooh ooh ooh
Sonsick - San Fermin (literally go listen to this beautiful thing)
The Love Club - Lorde
Harmony - NeverShoutNever
Sweet Talk - Sterling Silver
SONSICK - nO LITERALLY I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
i believe in luck but i don't know about miracles?? i think so.
15. What good thing happened this summer?
i got a job!!!
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
HELLA that boy is a big cutie
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
no not really.
22. Where would you like to travel?
scotland, england, germany, lots of different states in the us, japan, south korea!!
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
seeing friends, eating, putting on earrings ngl i like them they make me feel fancy25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
back, butt, and chin i'd say are the worst worst worst but i'm so insecure about my thighs and arms and its not even their size OOPS26. What do you do when you wake up?
i usually roll around, go on tumblr a bit, get up, pee, go and get dressed or walk around the dorm and call friends to eat food27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
tbh i'd like it lighter and idk maybe an even tone that'd be nice
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
chris, angela, ashley, brittanie29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
not exactly i've only dated one kid and i broke up with him and he was very sad so yeah :l
90. Name a person you love?
chrips!
95. Last movie you watched?
Spirited Away!
96. Favourite actress?
okay thats really hard ummm i like sandra bullock and jULIE ANDREWS and anne hathaway?? i like a lot of people and decisions are hard
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
to an extent but then i kinda make myself be brave and think realistically and i get by uwu121. Are you mean?
yes i am and i need to cut it out because i hate that about myself. i would have never described myself as mean 5 years ago.122. Is cheating ever okay?
NO123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
i could trY124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
non nononoon onONO125. Do you believe in true love?
yes.126. Are you currently bored?
no these things are hella fun127. What makes you happy?
my friendos, movies, tv, music, lots!!128. Would you change your name?
nope129. What your zodiac sign?
leo!
130. Do you like subway?
HELL YEAH