#chortlerip

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Model Viewer Shenanigans!

I learned how to use WMV today! Managed to make some pretty cool stuff when you combine WMV with photoshop. Looking at a few projects to do in the future for the @fence-macabre​ and other toons!

Enjoy this blast from the past with Argent Crusade Remy as she was nearly ten years ago! 

Back then, Remington was part of the Snow Ghosts, a primarily-Forsaken platoon of rogues and hunters specializing in winter reconnaissance. Without the need to eat and being unaffected temperature, the Snow Ghosts were lauded for their unique skill to blend in among the Scourge and spend extended amounts of time behind enemy lines without support.  

Remington was a scout-sniper in the Ghosts. She often buried herself in the snow for up to a week. Sometimes, she even packed it into her mouth to prevent herself from subconsciously exhaling frost and giving away her position. 

During the War Against the Lich King, Remington racked up a total of one-hundred and seventy-six confirmed sniper kills on the Scourge. Fifty-six of those kills were on Scourge leadership such as death knights and necromancers. She attained most of her kills using her rifle’s iron sights. Light would shine against a scope’s glass and broadcast her position to every mindless zombie for miles.

Moving onto the two more light-hearted screenshots:

@chortlerip​, my laughing skull BBQ pitmaster, is having a moral dilemma between which ham shank to eat first. I’m excited for him to be part of this year’s World’s Faire Carnival!

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute|| Freaking Adorable || Handsome || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning

“Shorter one?” Rip tilts his red-stained bone mask. “Shorter one’s appearance is odd. Short. Skinny. Odd goggles on their face, there is. Perhaps goggles make shorter one see Bell-or-ay better? Weird, Ass-ee-rothian eyes are.”

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

“What is ‘date?’ Some sort of Ass-ee-rothian fruit? Ah! Make grilled ‘date’, Chortlerip will! Must read on how to prepare and find grilled ‘date.’”

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

The massive orc hums at the question. “A little, a small pinch--Like salt on eggs! Shorter one answered correctly Rip’s hypothetical question like a Laughing Skull. Hope, perhaps there is for them?”

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

“Sad, Chortlerip would be if something happened to shorter one--Odd omen, this is? Something will happen to shorter one?!” The hulking orc barrels through his Orgrimmar barbecue door, throwing it off of its hinges. “Oh. Misunderstood, Chortlerip must have.”

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

"Hammock prefers only Chortlerip in it.”

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

"Shorter one is pleasant with drinks. Has not called Rip crazy. Chortlerip aims to get more drinks. Very hot in Orgrimmar heat. Need something refreshing!”

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

"Shorter one wields Light from Bell-or-ay. Wondering if shorter one will become like Lightbound, Chortlerip is. Hoping not. Shame to squish shorter one’s head if so.”

Has that time come around again? I think so. This is for the new folks!

Art by haimeart

Character: Remington Thornbolt Tumblr: @thornbolts Race: Forsaken FC: Melanie Scrofano Occupation: Fence Macabre caravan master, bounty hunter, merchant, and hired gun. Description: Sharpshootin’ Westfallen legend turned forsaken after the razing of Stormwind and the Thornbolt family’s immigration to Lordaeron. Head of the Fence Macabre caravan. She’s a neutral-aligned undead that doesn’t care about the faction war, only concerned keeping her caravan folk safe and will gladly kill anything that tries to hurt her people. Often travels all around Azeroth, selling anything from bone charms, creepy curios, and adventuring gear alongside her folk to Alliance, Horde, and anyone else in between. Activity: Very active (Horde RP main) Preferred RP: In-game, Tumblr, Discord Cross RP: Accepted, though likely won’t get along with anyone averse to Undead.

Credits to David Lozeau

Character: Gregory Thornbolt Tumblr: @thornbolts Race: Forsaken FC: I mean... a skull? // In life: Jon Bernthal Occupation: Hired muscle, monk in training, sawbones Description Remington’s skeleton father, a hardened soul that’s had a gun in his hand since six years old. Gregory is an old-fashioned gentleman despite his unsettling skeletal experience. Often cares for his birds that make their homes in various parts of his anatomy. Raised in rural Elwynn, hardship isn’t unfamiliar to him. Recently, he’s been studying in Pandaria to become a monk to help him cope with his undead state. Activity: Infrequent Preferred RP: Tumblr, Discord Cross RP: Accepted, though likely won’t get along with anyone averse to Undead. Also seeking a monk master!

Art by haimeart

Character: Cestalia (Cesta) Embersoot Tumblr: @embersoot Race: Ren’dorei FC: Gin Wigmore Occupation: Optometrist, Engineer // Legion Tech Specialist, Mercenary, M.E.G.A-sponsored Death Racer Description: A blind warlock-engineer hailing from a maverick house in Silvermoon city inspired by Gnomish and Dwarvish steam technology, Cesta was a bonafide quel’dorei raised to appreciate the grime, soot, and bolts that is the art of tinkering. Often feeling like a gnome in an elf’s body, Cesta constantly finds herself in wacky projects, jobs, inventions that almost always involve her risking her life, all too eager to seek the next source of adrenaline. Activity: Semi-active Preferred RP: In-game, Tumblr, Discord Cross RP: Accepted

Art by biteythevillain

Character: Angrin Strifetamer Tumblr: @strifetamer Race: Ren’dorei FC: Joanne Froggatt Occupation: Physician, Teacher, Martial Instructor Description: Former spellbreaker and Farstrider captain that always had a burning need for knowledge when away from the fighting, eventually mastering the Illusion, Evocation, and Transmutation schools of arcane magic alongside medicine. An advocate for learning in any of its forms, Angrin currently works as a physician and sponsored scientist, utilizing her eternal hunger for knowledge to her benefit. Activity: Semi-active Preferred RP: In-game, Tumblr Cross RP: Accepted

Send me ‘Shipping and Handling’ for romance advice regarding my muse(s)!

Oh boooooooy.

@chortlerip is a wild card when it comes to shipping. He is grayromantic, and he just doesn’t feel a lot of attraction to people. So far, he has not been sexually or romantically attracted to anyone in his life.

Trying to get in Rip’s pants just as a one-night stand will probably end up with him running in the opposite direction and likely wouldn’t be comfortable speaking to you ever again.

To have Rip warm up to you, you need to treat him like he isn’t any different even with his Laughing Skull upbringing. Calling him crazy, mad, insane, or anything along those lines will result in him completely shutting you out for the foreseeable future and probably crushing your skull between his hands.

Even if he speaks strange and often rambles about odd things, there is still a very apparent intelligence within him; he is still a mage, a master of pyromancy in his own right. Rip would have been a pile of ashes a long time ago if he were just a stupid brute.