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The White Sox recently signed Munetaka Murakami to a 2 year $34M deal. There is an excitement in White Sox fandom that hasn’t really been there over their last 3 years of at least 100 losses. That excitement, however, is not limited to Sox fans. The betting market widely prices Murakami as the second most likely outcome for AL Rookie of the Year. With an international player, I immediately…

I saw multiple accounts on the ole Twitter machine talking about a film of which I was unaware. At first, I thought, this is just a funny image. But alas, it was a true Christmas miracle: The Grinch That Stole Bitches Now, I am not gonna tell you that this was some great movie or even a good movie or even a bad movie you need to see. But it is in fact a movie and a Christmas movie at that. I…

I’ve been a White Sox fan my whole life. But these last three years have brought us 324 losses. I’ve prayed to Jebus, I’ve practiced Santeria, I’ve burned pictures of Pedro Grifol in a tiny dumpster, but nothing has helped. I’m reaching out to you White Sox Santa to make 2026 more enjoyable for White Sox fans, but in particular me! White Sox Stuff More Starting Pitchers! Thank you for the gift…

Hermey The internet and especially Reddit is abound with theories on Hermey being Santa Claus’s son. People are out there writing gotdam essays on it. Here, let me google that for you. But it’s a weird theory to me because he’s an elf. Are they saying Santa and Mrs. Santa’s off-spring are elves? Like he populated the entire North Pole? Or are they saying this was Backdoor Santa and he stepped…