This Election Is A Farce
To my loyal followers,I, your royal Prince Lock, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision.
Too long have we been annoyed by the ones who choose the candidates. It’s time to break the walls down. Too long have the needs of the few overshadowed the needs of the many. We need a change, and there’s obviously only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about yours truly.
I hereby announce my intent to run for Prince of Tumblr.
Speaking as a man who not only already has a substantial speaking influence on the kingdoms of Hoshido, Code, and Nohr, but also an honest, caring prince who joins his soldiers and heavily outshines them on the battlefield, any vote for anyone who isn’t me is a vote for elitism. A vote for inconsistency and controversy. Make the right decision. Vote for Lock. Yours, Prince Lock #ChooseLock
